An accurate description of some of the women I've dated, found on a tub of creme fraiche.

Found on a 200 mL tub of Tesco Finest crème fraîche.

I cooked salmon with dill and chives and mashed potatoes on Thursday night for dinner. Part of the bargain was that we stocked up on supplies for dinner at Tesco, which has held my fascination since my father started tracking its movement as it prepares to invade the United States.