The "I Can Read Movies" Series

I Believe I Can Fly!

We're the Princes of the Universe

No More Drugs for that Man

I don't know WHY I like making things look old. I'm weird. This sucker was partly inspired by my...

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Uploaded on Jan 13, 2009

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I cleaned this up as much as I could... my Photoshop skill(et)s ain't exactly the best around. And...

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Uploaded on Jan 14, 2009

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insert hilarious quote here +awesome shootout +white doves

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Uploaded on Jan 16, 2009

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You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs.

This Means Something. This is Important.

Back Off, Man. I'm a Scientist.

With luck, you will thaw in several million years. Great!

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Uploaded on Jan 16, 2009

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sike! these are a lot of fun, but I think it's about time to be moving on.

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Uploaded on Jan 18, 2009

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don't cross the streams! thanks for all the kind words on these books! you guys are the...

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Uploaded on Jan 18, 2009

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Ghost Dad

What Are You Looking at, Dicknose?

I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love- that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?

I'm watching this Sidney Poitier-directed film as we speak. I know you're jealous. Back to...

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Uploaded on Jan 20, 2009

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Can you guess which of these is one of my favorite movies of all time and which one I have never had...

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Uploaded on Jan 21, 2009

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That's beautiful, Jake. I expect this to get me laid no less than 836 times.

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Uploaded on Jan 22, 2009

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I suggest you give me what you owe me... or "anything goes".

You've got purple on you...

So she's a little organic! *shrug*

Hey, Dr. Jones! No time for love! Today's textures are brought to you by Gladys Emerson Cook's...

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Uploaded on Jan 23, 2009

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A nod to one of my heroes, Saul Bass, and a heartfelt homage to a hilarious new classic that is a...

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Uploaded on Jan 24, 2009

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Didn't see this one coming, did ya? Well what else is a guy supposed to do for Tomato Sunday?! :D...

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Uploaded on Jan 25, 2009

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When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we'd all eat it and be happy...

Keepin it simple today. I got a lot of requests for this, so I hope I did one of my favorite movies...

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Uploaded on Jan 26, 2009

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Alright! :D This 14th book marks the second whole week of this nonsense, and the second appearance...

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Uploaded on Jan 27, 2009

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"She doesn't even GO here!" I love this effin movie and I don't care who knows it. Tina...

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Uploaded on Jan 28, 2009

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Sorry, folks... park's closed. The moose out front shoulda told ya.

You're going to love this... just love it.

If I put these hands in my pockets, I will be arrested for carrying concealed deadly weapons. Knowhutimean?

Today's movie was suggested by Shimala, and it's another one that I <3 it with all my <3. :D...

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Uploaded on Jan 29, 2009

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I had a buttload of requests for Willy Wonka from friends and strangers all across the interweb!...

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Uploaded on Jan 31, 2009

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I knew it was nerdy to like Jim Varney when I was a kid, but I didn't care. :) He made me laugh, and...

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Uploaded on Jan 31, 2009

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