Didn't see this one coming, did ya? Well what else is a guy supposed to do for Tomato Sunday?! :D (If you look back here LATER, you'll see that I totally match with my friend Phil's amazing fruit and vegetable alphabet series. Just pretend for now)
I watched this on youtube last night for inspiration, and memories of the Saturday morning cartoon, sneaking downstairs to watch Gilbert Gottfried and Rhonda Shear on USA Up All Night, and having the major hots for Karen Mistal started flooding back to me. "Shall I cook you something? How about a blowjob- maybe iron your pants?"
P.S. - George Clooney!