You'll be quite the dapper young fellow in our "Spaced Out" Classic Tin Foil Fedora, exclusively designed for the man with style, charm, and mind control on the brain.
Our Classic Fedora guarantees you'll be safe to walk the streets without being subjected to the numerous menacing forces in our new technological age.
Boosting 100% UV, Electromagnetic, and Governmental Radiation coverage, this dandy hat will express to the world "Not only am I a pioneer of contemporary fashion, but I also increase television reception everywhere I go."
~H-Bomb Hair Protection
~Withstands temperatures up to 1220 degree Fahrenheit