American Speller

While watching the tryouts for American Inventor (or as it's turned out, American Sob Story) this man came on with his invention: fabric straps you glue/tape/velcro? to your remote controls to keep them from getting lost.

I can picture the prep work.

Dad: So, I've got my presentation all set up for going on American Inventor tomorrow.

Teenaged Daughter: But you spelled "loosing" wrong.

D: What? Are you sure?

TD: Dad, I spend six hours a day on MySpace and I've never seen it spelled with only one "o".

D: Well, WalMart is closed so I can't get any more poster board. Maybe if I just sneak a second one over the "L"...