Bacon martini

Jimmy told Adam that they were almost out of bacon in the Twilight kitchen. I jokingly told Adam that it was a shame, since all I wanted was a bacon martini. Adam obliged.

Perfect Bacon Martini
Lightly mist martini glass with vermouth, and rim the edge with bacon grease. In a cocktail shaker, mix 3oz vodka, one dash tobasco, and one dash olive juice. Shake well and strain into cocktail glass. Skim excess bacon grease from surface of cocktail. Garnish with one slice of bacon.