Now that I've had this made for me twice I can strongly advise those with the super powers to bake desserts to just do it. The frosting tastes like something royalty would be eating as the peasant masses were coming to chop off their pampered little heads. The cake is moist with just enough espresso flavor to give it a little "moan" of pleasure and, dude, mascarpone and Oreos! C'mon already!
Red Cat cookies and cream cake
chocolate espresso cake
mascarpone cookie cream filling
chocolate buttercream frosting