Placement is all

I can see the guys putting this down here before me:
- Where should we put this thing down?
- I dunno... hey, what about one of them roads?
- YEAH! It's not like roads are ever used for anything!
- Am I right or am I right?
- Brilliant! This spot looks good.
*parks the container*
- That's it. Up for lunch?
- How about a back rub?
- Oh, you naughty lil' contractor.. c'mere!