frozen pimp

frozen pimp

what the fuck is going on man? no one is going to notice me here. my fedora is useless on this old...

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Why love, if losing hurts so much? I have no answers anymore: only the life I lived. Twice in that life, I've been given the choice: as a cowboy and as pimp. The cowboy chose safety, the pimp chooses suffering. The pain now is part of the happiness then.

Why love, if losing hurts so much? I have no answers anymore: only the life I lived. Twice in that life, I've been given the choice: as a cowboy and as pimp. The cowboy chose safety, the pimp chooses suffering. The pain now is part of the happiness then.

Welcome to "the hat chronicles" Part 7: but his belt buckle says hustla!? After three days...

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two days and a dollar short - you vote!

two days and a dollar short - you vote!

Welcome to "the hat chronicles" part 6: the showdown! Here over at pimp inc we've decided to...

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Uploaded on Jun 15, 2010

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For most journalists, covering the World Series or Super Bowl is the ultimate prize, but to be given the opportunity to do a feature on the pimp/cowboy fight is the pinnacle of any career.

For most journalists, covering the World Series or Super Bowl is the ultimate prize, but to be given the opportunity to do a feature on the pimp/cowboy fight is the pinnacle of any career.

hat chronicles promo (ABOVE) an online reporter takes a rare photo of mini-pimp sparring with her...

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pimparrator says: part 6. The showdown. The forthcoming. The moment we all have been waiting for.

pimparrator says: part 6. The showdown. The forthcoming. The moment we all have been waiting for.

pimp cowboy coming soon - to THIS stream. GET YOUR HAT! Disclaimer: This image is going to be the front of my 365 book. I think. It's gotta be!

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You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, pimp, the Tooth Fairy, they were so close you could taste them. . .

You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, pimp, the Tooth Fairy, they were so close you could taste them. . .

Welcome to "the hat chronicles" Part 5: the smell of the ketchup gave it away. . . . but...

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There isn't a day in my life when I haven't felt like a fraud. I mean priests, doctors, pimps, I've talked to them all. I don't know anyone who hasn't felt that.

There isn't a day in my life when I haven't felt like a fraud. I mean priests, doctors, pimps, I've talked to them all. I don't know anyone who hasn't felt that.

Welcome to "the hat chronicles" Part 4: blame it on the pimpsperm Hold that frame. The cowboy...

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You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, pimp. That's where I'll be waiting.

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, pimp. That's where I'll be waiting.

Welcome to "the hat chronicles" Part 3: the girl from Uruguay In a weak attempt to lore in...

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riddle me this, cowboy

riddle me this, cowboy

I told you before bitches, there’s only one pimp on this website. Who dat? Hold on, I can’t hear you...

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Uploaded on Apr 12, 2010

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John 11:35

John 11:35

Let’s talk about the Bible for a minute. Just from a pure numbers standpoint, nothing can touch it. ...

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goodbye pimpexposure

goodbye pimpexposure

Introducing pseudopimp. pimpexposure is dead. I now rule this stream and the whole damn website. ...

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10 of 365: twilight... babe style

10 of 365: twilight... babe style

Day 10 of 365 babe-a-lorful photos! Chloé has not really been the best sport when it has come to this...

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365 Day 331*

365 Day 331*

Am I the only one who is completely disgusted at the reliance on cars in America? This country has...

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9 of 365: evolution of a tiny girl

9 of 365: evolution of a tiny girl

Day 9 of 365 babe-a-rastic photos! I can’t believe Chloé used to be a baby. Here she is holding a...

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8 of 365: introducing the g-funk era

8 of 365: introducing the g-funk era

Day 8 of 365 babe-a-sister photos! Want to hear something remarkable? I have another daughter named...

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7 of 365: but what will I do with the box for the next 5 years?

7 of 365: but what will I do with the box for the next 5 years?

Day 7 of 365 babe-a-woman photos! My kids and I went to Target today to buy some miscellaneous items...

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6 of 365: i think her allowance will be called "daddycash"

6 of 365: i think her allowance will be called "daddycash"

Day 6 of 365 babe-a-holic photos! Chloe is seven and a half, so I decided yesterday the babe was ready...

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5 of 365: we like Opie better

5 of 365: we like Opie better

Day 5 of 365 babe-a-cational photos! When Chloé is getting ready for school, she is usually reading...

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Uploaded on Feb 19, 2010

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