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Do NOT Turn Jesus On.

Do NOT Turn Jesus On. by sepultura.
Not sure who designed this, but I'm pretty confident they didn't mean to make it look as if Jesus was showing his manhood to two children! 

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focajonathan  Pro User  says:

Simply Awesome!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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HairyHippy  Pro User  says:

What a turn on (hahaha)

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Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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that_james  Pro User  says:

When he said "Suffer the little children to come unto me," I'm not quite sure that a glory hole was what he had in mind.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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ashabot  Pro User  says:

HAHA. That's hilarious.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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aaron657 says:

That's great! I want one in my apartment.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Rebelxtnut  Pro User  says:

thats awesome, i so want one
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Carbon Images  Pro User  says:

Genius....where do I buy one?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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satosphere  Pro User  says:

@HairyHippy - wow. What an amazing pun.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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William McCamment  Pro User  says:

Oh, my God!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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WiLLGT09  Pro User  says:

awesome.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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▲LTGRAFˉ  Pro User  says:

You guys should see the Jack Hammer Jesus
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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sweet_lincoln says:

If you flick it more than twice, you're playing with it.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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goa_entranced says:

It says "Honor thy father and mother"...
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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deuxdoom  Pro User  says:

lol..... awesome.. xD
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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StonedWheat  Pro User  says:

Let there be light.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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wmahoski says:

I had this switchplate in my house when I was little!!

The boner angle never, ever occurred to me. That's funny.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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frasermoo  Pro User  says:

that's just plain wrong, or not thought out.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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badlogik says:

I want one!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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squirrel83  Pro User  says:

scary
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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The Traveling Geek  Pro User  says:

Where can I get one?!? :)
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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David Woody  Pro User  says:

haha. I think that is exactly what they were trying to do.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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joel8x  Pro User  says:

Is it me or are the two kids looking straight at the switch?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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photography_newbie84  Pro User  says:

That's hilarious!!

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Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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finalillumina says:

wow, jesus is turned on. and people wonder whats wrong with catholic priest?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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simplekid15  Pro User  says:

o my
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Dan_H  Pro User  says:

did you take this photo? i've seen this on other websites months ago. you should state it isn't yours.

examples:

jezebel.com/349758/jesus-christ
playgirlmag.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/random-a wesomeness-j...
images.usefulzero.com/s/jesus-light-switch/
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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n9qhf  Pro User  says:

LOL

But where did he claim ownership?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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JimL says:

Get over yourself, Dan H: this is hilarious.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Dan_H  Pro User  says:

@JimL: I just think people should give credit where it's due, flickr isn't eBaumsWorld, and if you didn't take a photo you should say so, especially when you have a creative commons license on it.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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remka says:

Oooo sweet idea. Love it.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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raginglion152  Pro User  says:

What would Jesus do? Show 'em his "switch!"

And here I thought he was such a nice Jewish boy... wait a second... is that light switch circumcised?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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themeparkphoto  Pro User  says:

It makes me want to resurrect my "Meshugene Goyim" Blog!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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nicorivasabud says:

haha, amazing, that that object even exists...
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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lemasney says:

Horrified... that I own one.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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homanded  Pro User  says:

hahaha...where can I buy one of those?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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dododo  Pro User  says:

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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mbching  Pro User  says:

that's right mr christ :)
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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olowbass says:

Digg front page top 3!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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enum0709 says:

...and God said, "Let there be light"!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Sal & Nat  Pro User  says:

ay dios mio!! that's awesome!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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snakpak304 says:

whoever designed this knew exactly what they were doing. look at the creepy look jesus has on his face. look where both the children are looking. not to mention he is nudging both of them toward as if to say it's alright.....give it a try.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Jollyca  Pro User  says:

Gives a new meaning to "turn on that light"
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Mrs Flower  Pro User  says:

I am afraid I go against the tide here, I don't like it at all. As a fitting I think it's over the top, and the connotations are quite perverse, something which Jesus wasn't.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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fat_clown says:

Aww. Poor Mrs. Jesus.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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C Massacre says:

Amazing. Seriously.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Jakob Montrasio  Pro User  says:

I absolutely need one!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Sale & Spela says:

Jesus, give us some light! :))
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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dtathgur says:

lol
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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trethsilverclaw says:

I lol'd.

~Treth
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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stu mcalister says:

The true meaning of 'Divine Light' ... the Lord moves in mysterious ways ... especially when it comes to paying your electric bills ...
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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myuniverseonline says:

woow
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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joghurinho says:

Jeseus loves you :-)
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Laserone ☆ Lauren  Pro User  says:

Hahahahah!

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Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Renae Lupini  Pro User  says:

This is hilarious =)
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Kristof Borkowski  Pro User  says:

Is it on or off now? :)
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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gigo6000 says:

jaja parece que esta en 'on'

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Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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godsandodds says:

Jesus Christ that's sick.

Talk to Jesus at Jesus was an Atheist
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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w00dzy33 says:

Oh my god. I've seen one of those before in an old house and had the same reaction. I've been trying forever to find a picture. Thanks for posting that!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Cap'n Surly  Pro User  says:

lol
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Ms.Elmar  Pro User  says:

front page of gizmodo and also on digg.com
gizmodo.com/359540/jesus-switch-turns-on-off

digg.com/odd_stuff/Jesus_What_Are_You_Doing_W ith_That
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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ortizmj12 says:

This photo made me
roflmao_invite

Please add it to the LOL! LMAO! ROLFMAO! group pool so others can ROFLMAO! too!

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Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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SarahZoraya  Pro User  says:

Come children, gather around.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Arlss  Pro User  says:

o man, where can i get this?!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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euancurrie says:

glory glory holelujah :)
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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eakelton  Pro User  says:

priceless!!

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mezzaluna says:

Masterpiece!!!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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pandabait says:

The next time I hear "Jesus Loves The Little Children", I'll feel a little unclean....
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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mauricio.otta says:

Who the hell(oops) does that?? LOL
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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neb_boy  Pro User  says:

i'm headed to the religious supply store right now... i'm sure they have these in bulk!!!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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wildcelticrose  Pro User  says:

OMG... That is SO worng....

Wrong, but hilarious !
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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bswriters says:

lmao so so... lmao

btw is it me or is that formated for iphone..... (aka jesus phone)
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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song.kite says:

jesus…
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Jonatan.Ericson says:

somebody must know where to buy this. I really need one of these lightswitches =)
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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preacherspop says:

Why is Jesus always depicted to look Scandinavian? I would imagine that the Jews of that era would look pretty much the same as Arabs, with DARK hair, not blonde.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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bıtzı  Pro User  says:

this is disturbing, in sooooo many ways

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jaxxon  Pro User  says:

Enlightening!

Jesus..... THAT's a switch! :)


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Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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izzieness says:

HAHAHA!!! what happens when you're tryin' to betoo pius :P
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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amphioxus2philip says:

Observe that the top screw is through Jesus's navel, rather than through his hand, which is doctrinally incorrect. Whomever mounteth this plate doth screw Jesu Christe against the wall in his veritable navel. The function of the bottom screw should not be taken literally.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Anything4Love says:

Oh Jesus, this is so hilarious that am fainting with laughter and eh.. is it true that the guy Jesus was a virgin all his life? What a waste of time... there are surely hot ladies ready to teach him a lesson or two in lovemaking, me for example. Well lets all just turn on the light of truth shall we.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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msson says:

Hahaha... That's just wrong.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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bazilicom  Pro User  says:

You just made my day. Absolutely hilarious. Not a lot of user testing went into that particular product before it was released...

They should have a special Priest edition.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Doug Faust  Pro User  says:

Jesus said, 'Suffer little children to come unto me, and do not hinder them....' -Matthew 19:14
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Chris,  Pro User  says:

hahahahaha....
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Grazi Badke  Pro User  says:

i love blasphemy
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Brett Dunsmore  Pro User  says:

awesome
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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RadiKuhl says:

LOL!! A little boy staring intently with hands in his pockets. A girl reaching out. With guiding hands on their shoulders, maybe he's teaching them to walk in the light of his love. Or maybe if one were to flick the switch quickly for the strobe light effect, they'd experience the second coming of the lord...
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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See-ming Lee 李思明 SML  Pro User  says:

Haha this is awesome!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Tito Perez  Pro User  says:

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Black and yellow, red and white
They're all precious in His sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Marzzo says:

Amazing! where do you find this?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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The_Bartender says:

I'm surprised there's not more strict Christians on here talking about how offended they are
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Max Wood  Pro User  says:

rofl.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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shfx says:

oh lulz... Jebus is ON with his lightsaber ;)
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Naked Penguin says:

Where do I get one? :)
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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sakimori says:

It is a talk it wants to just cry, "Oh My God!" just for this and to come to be sad of the talk!
Whenever it moves --, then a switch, Jesus expression will change, or will a reaction change with those who touch a switch?

-- I recommend hanging a mosaic on a switch portion for the time being in some countries.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Duncan Creamer  Pro User  says:

You can get one here: icanhaz.com/jebus

Pedophile Jebus ain't cheap though.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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sontada says:

super lol!!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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chrismmm  Pro User  says:

my jesus.;.. has a sense of humor and is laughing and saying.. thats funny but sick.. come on get your crap together.. is this the best you can do?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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waiting line  Pro User  says:

subversively hilarious!
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

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christ.jesus54 says:

I've got one of these and will be selling it soon. I've put pictures up at:
www.ifitfeelslikemorethantwofingersitsprobabl yadick.com
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

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