"......I do, however, know that lack of variety in life can cause dementia. Dementia! I’m relatively sure I don’t want dementia so I’m trying to keep life spicy here at the Selfish Vegan domicile. That’s why today we snacked on the above pictured Tuscan Melon. It’s like a cantaloupe but with cool-looking ridges. Ridges! That’s really going to fight off the crazies, I’m sure of it."