This is not one of the frozen snowdrops from earlier. This is a different, yet possibly even chillier, snowdrop. Possibly called Pierre.
You'd think they'd learn, no? Discuss amongst themselves how bloody cold it is when it snows on them. Hey guys: did you notice that when we grow later in the year, we don't get so frozen? How about - now just run with me on this, okay? give me a chance to explain - how about next year, we poke our heads above ground in the spring? Yeah, I know. Crazy! But it just might work.