This is Joakim's Canon EF 85mm f/1.2LII lens. It is two things mainly: massive and
It's one of the lenses that produce a certain look that's simply impossible to copy and will make your jaw drop on a regular basis. Not kidding.
I took this photo with a Canon EF 50mm f/1.2 lens, which is pretty much the same. Except, it's not as massive as the 85mm. But magic nonetheless.
After that much nerd talk, I recommend a glass of vine and some light music.