The dildo

A quite large dildo that is beyond the point of self-retrieval, in the rectum and sigmoid of a patient.

These cases are more frequent than you might imagine. Many of these patients will state that "they fell on it", or use some accidental method of rectal penetration as an explanation for why they are in the ER. Some even go so far as to say things such as: "I was attacked by a group of men who did this to me". Nearly all of these types of cases are patients who were trying to achieve or enhance sexual gratification through anal and rectal stimulation. What I do appreciate, though, are the patients who are in this situation and just get brutally honest. "I was getting off on this thing in my ass and it went too deep". It's not that I don't respect the people that make excuses. I can't even imagine the horrific embarrassment of having to go to the ER to have a "still vibrating" dildo removed from your rectum. Definitely a very personal thing, no matter who you are, and many would be too mortified to tell the truth to strangers. It's just that every now and then, someone comes in and says: "I love these things in my ass. I got one stuck and I can't get it out, will you help me?".

I respect that kind of honesty.

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Comments

richardcclark says:

Well said.
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

nels1 says:

yowsers...that's impressive, and some serious commitment too!

i remember a young woman coming into emergency via ambulance late one night with her husband after having collapsed at home. it was only after a significant length into the history, and just prior to initiating some investigations, that the poor embarrassed woman revealed she had collapsed after her first foray (or should i say, foreplay:)) into anal sex...

a cringeworthy radiograph i've seen is the shattered remnants of a lightbulb in someone's rectum...
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

-IH- says:

very (!) large. i would say about 30 cm?
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

@ -IH- 30 cm is about right. If you look at the very top of the device, you can see the blurred motion of the vibration mechanism.
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

nels1 says:

holy guacamole! you mean it was still ON?!?!
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

-IH- says:

@ Surfactant: yes, i yet thought that the blurred motion is caused by the vibration. but i really don't understand why it is such difficult to get dildos out of rectums?! wouldn't get it nearly the anus with the next mass movement of colon?
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

-IH-, The base of the device is large enough that once it is inserted beyond the anal opening, it does essentially become a plug that cannot be forced back out using abdominal pressure. What is not apparent on this image is the angle the base is in, relative to the coccyx. I'll post some more images that show what I am talking about. I would imagine that "experienced" individuals could retrieve this themselves. "Goatse" comes to mind :)

I have never seen patients using devices intended for anal insertion, the so-called "butt-plugs", in this situation. I assume this is because some portion of the device remains outside of the rectum and can be grasped to aid retrieval.
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

-IH- says:

very interesting. i looking forward to the lateral view of this x-ray.
what are "goatse"? my english dictionary doesn't give answers.

you're right with your acceptance of "never-seen-butt-plugs-in-ER":
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plug
(... with the flared part outside the body, preventing the butt plug from slipping further into the body ...)
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

nels1 says:

goatse is a site well known for the shock value of their images:)

i came across this set on flickr a while ago which is hilarious...it shows the reactions on people's faces the very first time they visit the site, which will give you an idea of the nature of the images...

www.flickr.com/photos/mrneutron/sets/1568481/
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

-IH- says:

after reading your discription, nels1, i still wasn't able to understand the context. but i searched for it at google and now i understand. this image is less shocking than funny, i think.
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

nels1 says:

@-IH-: yes, agreed:) i think, or assume, that Surfactant (from his earlier comment) meant that the folks at Goatse would be the kinds of individuals who would possibly have experience in retrieving these foreign bodies themselves, and venture forth where many others would not dare to go:)
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

~ Dave McCaskill ~ says:

Did he get the dildo back after it was retrieved? Or did he want it back? Great image.
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

A.V.Kitz says:

I have had conversations with nurse friends about this phenomenon and I have come to an arcmchair psychiatriac conclusion: most of these people might actually be interested more in the actual retrieval than the insertion. And perhaps it is the very fact that they have to go to a hospital and have it done, where many people will be involved, is exactly what they are into. I mean, the guy (on Rotton.com) who has a jar of jam AND a pototo up there surely knew that he was looking at some surgery (and the actual images are posted there...ugh*) I have a a Retieval Friend: someone with whom the trust is mutuall enough to be the one to call if something should appear unretrievable as I'd sooner die than do to the hospital with this problem...NOT that I have a problem...really! hmmm, that came out weird. ha ha.
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

@ A.V. Kitz: We all need that "special" friend, don't we?

I think you have pretty much nailed it. There certainly are repeat customers who will have no reservations about presenting to the ER with a chief complaint of, "I'm a pervert.....Is Dr. X on tonight?" Some of the images that I have not yet posted describe just that situation.
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

Mojo... says:

oh dear... how embarrassing!
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

Zach_ManchesterUK says:

It's terribly easy to fall on one of those things, especially when they are lubed up. My friend works in accident and emergency (ER room) at the local hospital. A gentleman 'fell' onto a cucumber that had a condom on it that needed extraction. It must happen all the time - please watch your step from now on!
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

A.V.Kitz says:

I HATE that when that happens. I can't walk by a cuke with a condom on it without my pants spontaniously falling off ! Doesn't that happen to everyone?
I bet there is am online group dedicated to just this sort of 'specific love.' Hell, one of my images ( a nice shot of a bride's foot in the grass) was tagged as a FAV by a person whose images I couldn''t see cuz they were blocked and he had some name like FootLuvR or something. To each there own I guess...just so long as they have paid up their medical plan. :)
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

Calígula says:

that thing is practically in the throat!!!!
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

~ Dave McCaskill ~ says:

Zach_ManchesterUK: We always keep the cucumbers in our house lubed up just in case someone does fall on one. It's much safer (and less painful) than falling on an unlubed cuke.
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

cajuncowboy says:

Poor fellow.
Can you imagine the look on this guys face when his [friend] disapeared. I'm sorry that that is funny..
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Patrick Austin says:

Hm, perhaps there should be safety standards that require BOTH ends of it to be tapered.
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

tvon says:

Was it a) batter powered and b) on

?
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

naughty mulga says:

remote controlled device will work better here,,,,,
just change battery sometime!!!!
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Plaid Ninja says:

Wow....
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

pRoFesSor cLanG says:

I can't help but wonder if HIPAA would get you into trouble for posting this image of the President and Vice President of the United States...
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Lars Pohlmann says:

seen on reddit.

i wouldn't comment if it wasn't for your text. i really like that (worked in a hospital myself).

having said this... holy shit!
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Jeff the Trojan says:

Holy crap, that thing is massive.
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

ninjew says:

It was a million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fusilli_Jerry_(Sein feld_episode)
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

Great reference, ninjew!
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

DJ Girth says:

I've seen much bigger dildos. Usually they have corner offices.
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Chris Garrison says:

"wtf" tag is very appropriate
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Clownfish1 says:

I must say that it's tempting to believe this is a fake! Is it even possible to push something that large half way through the colon? I mean, the colon bends. And secondly, if it was possible, how could it possibly be pleasant?
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

If you ever have the need for a colonoscopy, you'll know then how it's possible. Don't fear that too much, though. Colonoscopes are about half the diameter of the narrowest part of the device seen here. Don't misunderstand me, however. What you are seeing here is not at all a safe activity when using something that large.

I understand this type of pleasure seeking more than I do persons who insert objects into their urethra. Toothpicks, electrical cords, mercury thermometers, etc. (Although that behavior sometimes has a mental illness component to it.)
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Andrew :-) says:

LMAO :-)
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

yosefsilver.com says:

wtf is definitely the right tag for this!
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

PhotoPhoenix says:

geez louise..
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

Inflekt says:

lol this reminds me of a quote in Fight Club:

"Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

╚◄Ðer A'dahak◄ Eis motafa2el mensch says:

auch that must hurt,but the process to retrieve it may be worst,lol
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

citywoof says:

I knew someone who was in this situation. They had to open him up and take it out through his stomach. He was in recovery for months, and had to wear a colostomy bag afterwards. Messed him up badly, but the last time I talked to him he was on his way to another dildo/fisting party, so....I dunno!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

AF-Geek says:

Worst I've seen working in ER is a large butternut squash, carved in a phallic shape, that the patient "fell on." That one had to be sectioned (trans-rectally! in the OR) to be removed.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

Lord Inquisitor says:

You ever post that other angle photo.

What about eggs (real no wire) getting stuck up there I assume their shape allows for ease of exit. This is in reference to certain femal friend with habits
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

I don't have the lateral view for this one.

I do have a film of a male with chicken eggs in his rectum, though. I'll see if I can get it scanned.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

Lord Inquisitor says:

That would be interesting, is it possible for them to get stuck in rectum/colon. As I would assume they would just pass in time along with the rest of the motion.
Being a special friend to her can be worrying and not funny at times.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

PhotoByHE says:

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My Vice group
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

Davii Rangda says:

wow
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

angelo1971 says:

Perchè non la posti su Sogni Proibiti partecipando al concorso Dildo?
Why not placed on Sogni Proibiti participating in the competition Dildo?
Posted 20 months ago. ( permalink )

Miguel MH says:

WTF!!!! aj jaja jaj ajajj aja
crazy human behavior.
Posted 20 months ago. ( permalink )

Nefle™ says:

100%
Posted 19 months ago. ( permalink )

sweaty betty2 says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called X-rays of things up your ass!!!, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

rip tides says:

not a dildo this a vibrator look at the motor neer the tip
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

~Z says:

My goodness, that's getting toward plumber's-snake territory.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

samZABAR says:

well thats just crazy.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

carljgodwin says:

Note to self, tie rope to it!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

ROM3O2008 says:

haha noob
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

gansternando says:

woooooohoho
Posted 12 months ago. ( permalink )

ponkkaa says:

"My dog brought the screwdriver into the bathroom and dropped it in the tub. Then I slipped and fell on it, that's how it got in my rectum"
You can't make this s^%t up.
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

chdpnurse [deleted] says:

As an ER/Trauma nurse i have seen many of these. Some are real and some are super-imposed.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

I'm sure you are a quite skilled nurse. Radiograph evaluation doesn't appear to be one of those skills, however. A cursory review of physics may help you.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

Razor512 says:

what happens if the battery explodes while it is in there?
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

occhevy02 says:

this pic is hilarious. can i use it on my new website? Its called guilaa.com and its for user submitted funny pictures.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

citywoof says:

Sure it's a dildo, it's a vibrating, twisty-head dildo.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

DirtyBeach says:

i like your blurb but this pic is making me feel a bit ill - i'm a bit squeamish when it comes to things like this...
Posted 9 months ago. ( permalink )

bipolaralso24 says:

I have bipolar disorder.

I was mentally abused by my mother for eight years. She had severe depression and killed herself.

I moved in with my father, to find he wanted nothing to do with me (he was bipolar). He'd been in prison for murder. And threatened to kill my brother and I more than once.

I was raped when I was late 14 or early 15 (I'm male).

I use dildos and other adult toys. My psych says that it gives me a sense of control over what has happened to me. That I decide what happens to me, rather than someone deciding and forcing me to.

Oh well. Thought you might like to hear from my side. Thanks
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

arsenojoe says:

Why is this in the "not photoshopped" pool? This was revealed as fake because THERE'S A 90 DEGREE TURN IN THE RECTUM ABOUT SIX INCHES IN.
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

You've no experience in radiograph interpretation, hum?
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

Jim Rees says:

So how do you get something like this out? I assume you can't section it. Forceps?
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

The optimal method would be via the anus using forceps or something similar. The last resort would be surgical.
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

citywoof says:

I knew someone in this situation. They opened him up and pulled it out from his stomach. He was in bad shape, many weeks of recovery. When he did finally leave the hospital, they handed him back his huge sex toy, all wrapped up in a newborn baby blanket.
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

bipolaralso24 says:

It is possible for that angle to occur. It's actually very easy for what's shown to happen.
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

the-spanner says:

LOL... that = FAIL!
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

pariah.carry says:

So the surgeon said to him, "Do you want me to take it out or just change the batteries for you?"
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

Lord Inquisitor says:

Quote/Surfactant says:
I don't have the lateral view for this one.

I do have a film of a male with chicken eggs in his rectum, though. I'll see if I can get it scanned/Quote
Did you ever get that eggs in ass xray scanned?
Posted 5 months ago. ( permalink )

österreich_ungern says:

I would say it´s a fake picture. Every x-ray-unit I know produces such pictures when they are bored.
Posted 5 months ago. ( permalink )

t56guy says:

I wonder if this kinda thing is covered by his health insurance? Oops, sorry, left brain is talking again.......
Posted 5 months ago. ( permalink )

sirdhane says:

I am a radiology Tech. I had to xray a dude that had a Foreign Object inserted rectally. He was with his doctor and they were headed to surgery to get it removed. The FB was a combination wrench the ones with open and closed ends. IT was inserted open end first and was about a 9/16ths inch wrench. Talk about getting a nut off? sorry bad pun
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

Nemo Brinker says:

So easy to prevent, too--if one uses a toy with a flared base, all these shenanigans in the ER can be avoided, as the larger base prevents "losing" the object inside the rectum.

On the other hand, then we wouldn't get to see these very cool radiographs.
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )

jaws9110 says:

oops to far! LOL
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )

Curious Sarah says:

There is something to be said about toys with a thick base. Safety first ladies and gents.
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )

mimo7070 says:

Doc it hurts when i do this!!
Posted 5 weeks ago. ( permalink )

XxEternitiesCharmxX says:

Isn't it amazing how much human nature has progressed? I mean first we discover fire, and nowadays people are getting all sorts of things stuck up their arse, hmm... god must be so proud, by the way, I don't take any pleasure from this story. I just love irony and all that stuff :)
Posted 4 weeks ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

I certainly dispute the displeasure of any God, in this. If you think this is a product of modern society, you are mistaken. This behavior is probably as old as civilization, and I'd guess is as old as the development of higher cerebral cortex function in our evolution. It's also probably a function of the dopamine pathway combined with sexual desire and cognition of the possibilities of that desire, that make it a pleasurable experience.

It's not an unusual behavior, it's only unusual to see it taken to such extreme.
Posted 2 weeks ago. ( permalink )

PeeperJohn2 says:

Well Surfactant you respect that kind of honesty. But I can tell you that I was brought in emergency to the hospital because a stupid guy was trying to FF me while I was screaming him to stop. This made a great tear in my rectum and I was bleeding a lot. I explained honestly to the surgeon how it happened. I didn't know that this man is homophobic. He treatened me of the worse things he could and after the surgery he ordered all the most painful cares. When I was healed he told me that he doesn't want to see me anymore.
Posted 6 days ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

It is a benefit to treatment, to have knowledge of the actual events that led to injury. That said, it's unfortunate that you had this experience and it's unfortunate that homophobia is still pervasive in society. It's particularly unfortunate when that homophobia is motivated by belief in religious mythology, which anecdotally, I find to be the vast majority.
Posted 6 days ago. ( permalink )

PeeperJohn2 says:

I didn't want to emphasize it when I wrote about what happened but after your answer I have to say that the surgeon was Iranian. I always wondered if his attitude was the result of his religious education...
Posted 5 days ago. ( permalink )

kexarcho says:

I think it's fake. Sigmoid and descending colon are not where this dildo is.
Posted 3 days ago. ( permalink )

Surfactant says:

Asthenic and hyposthenic body habitus have configurations that are sometimes significantly different than what one learns in gross anatomy. Differentiating anatomic variants is a radiologic specialty.
Posted 3 days ago. ( permalink )

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