GRIFTON NC: YODER'S GARDEN SUPPLY: Well, if this don't beat all. This blind is all new for the 2012 hunting season and it is meant for everyone.
* Do ya like to hunt? Then this is made for you.
* Do ya like to hunt from a blind? Then this is made for you.
* Did ya like to hunt from your school bus on your way home when you was a young'n? Then this is made for you.
This newest model has all the creature comforts that even city-slickers would love. Sleeps 13, has 1 1/2 baths, full kitchen, 2 man caves, wi-fi, HBO, full bar, indoor plumbing, outdoor plumbing, 2 beer taps, 2 refrigerators, 1 wine cooler, complete mahogany-panelled library with 872 leather-bound volumes highlighting all of the great intellects from Aristotle to Hugh Hefner, and even a 3 year paid subscription to Country Gentleman magazine.
Take a look at the construction. It's finished in genuine Iraqi Army cammo and it has special School Bus pop up windows so you can wake up in the morning after 20 straight hours of drinking, pop open a window, stick your rifle out in whatever direction it goes, squeeze the trigger and blow the bloody brains outta the first poor cow that ambles by.
And before the ticked-off farmer can come and blow out your brains you and your buddies can just shimmy down one of the legs of this beauty, take it down, fold it up nicely and stick it into the canvas gym bag that comes with it and run like the dickens.
I mean how good can it get? So, call now. We have 33 operators standing by in Bombay India waiting for your call.