HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAITLIN!!!!!!
20 years ago today my parents brought a Shmister into this world for me. We haven't always been the best sister-friends growing up, but I can guarantee you she's the most awesome person I know now.
Since she's my most favorite person ever, I was pretty bummed I couldn't be with her to celebrate (although NEXT year is the real year of celebration). I was going to make her a cake, but then after I got all the ingredients out I remember I really don't know how to bake. So, I dumped everything on my head, lit the candles, and sang happy birthday by myself in the nude!