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One of our reporters took up the invitation to attend a press conference at the HRH King Robbo centre in Camden yesterday where he was able to pose questions to Alik, the head of Team Robbo - Moscow. He refused to make any comments on current or future operations and gave more or less the same answer to all our other questions - however when it came to discussion about the new 'Banski', he became very agitated and kept on saying "мой друг!" - we believe he meant that he has a friend who will be taking care of that problem.

Alan, Prank Sky Media, Hackney, London

A well respected art gallery based in Savile Row, London has recently sold a very rare and previously unseen Robbo piece to a wealthy Hollywood actress (Irene Adler - star of The Five Orange Pips) for an undisclosed sum.

It's not really surprising to us that the gallery appointed the London Metropolitan Art Police to guard the piece until it is shipped out to the USA at the end of the month, but we do feel that a little more discretion would be in order.

With thanks to our photographer Eschi Pul and also to the West Midlands Art Police.

Dave, Prank Sky Media, Hackney, London

It's been a long time since we've had the opportunity to pay another visit to the London Metropolitan Art Police HQ in Hackney, but I was very pleased that Alan and I made the effort this evening, because the experience was edifying.

We had an open invitation to watch several detectives and fire arms officers giving a demonstration of the tactics that they have learnt from their professional training by the crew of Team Robbo. We were particularly impressed with the quality and speed of their "We Must Perform A Quirkafleeg" search and destroy missions. Burners were completed in world record time and the quality of their outlines and fills was impressive. If there was one criticism, this would probably be that the texts in most of their pieces is rather too 'cautious' and too small for proper legibility. Also at times, they seemed to be treating their exercises rather like a game - but we were assured that the new guidelines published in the LMAP ZX manual that have recently been issued, will rectify this.

Thanks to our reporters from the London Metropolitan Art Police and the U.S. Navy for giving us special permission to publish one of their restricted photographs (Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Brian M. Brooks).

Dave, Prank Sky Media, Hackney, London

Strictly outside our territorial limits - however everyone in the studio considers that this pirate vessel is not even in with a sporting chance.

With thanks to EDVVC!

Dave, Prank Sky Media, Hackney, London

Another shot of the rap jumping crew of Team Robbo - Glasgow, as they put the finishing touches to the 'War on Words' Beebo Four piece, yesterday afternoon.

Big thanks to our man Ewan Mcintosh.

Dave, Prank Sky Media, Hackney, London