Welcome to "the hat chronicles" Season 2 - Episode 4: Fuck the rain because HERE COMES THE MINI!
Since leaving his underground bunker in our last episode, the pimp has been searching for the minipimp for weeks.
“It was thundering and lightning and everything was crashing all around me. The pirate rain was overtaking planetpimp! I made a row boat out of logs just to get around. And the pirate forced me to put a black skull and cross bones flag to prove my allegiance to him! This is crazy! I am not Noah and I hate his Ark. WHERE IS THE PIMP FAMILY?” said a secret pimp follower rowing around in a pirate row boat.
Yes it’s true folks, planet pimp is being overcome with water. Pimp, now out of his secret bunker, was off to find mini. This was too much for one pimp to do alone. For the minipimp could kick ANYONE'S ASS!
“I’m sick of this shit. I’m just gonna have to wake up the mini. And when you wake up the mini, arrrrr this and arrrrr that and pirate this and plank that, fuck it all!” said a tired pimp upon reaching pimprock.
Pimprock. This is like a badass rock that is to that of Mount Rushmore, except this rock is chiseled to that of a giant cock!
And upon reaching pimpcockrock, the rain stopped, the sun came out, and the angels sung with harps and……..
~~~~~THE MINI APPEARED~~~~~
“Hi Daddy!!!” announced the minipimp as she appeared out of the Heavens and shit.
“Welcome back babe. Let’s go kick some PIRATE BUTT!” declared her father, “but first, let’s go find you a brand new FEDORA for that head of yours”
“Yeah, I want a girly fedora! Let’s go Daddy!” responded the mini.
And at that, they WISKED off in their orange car. Leaving behind the cock shaped rock which the mini appeared on.
So… What is next pimp fans?
Is the pirate royally fucked now?
What will the mini’s new fedora look like?
And was that rock really shaped like a big juicy cock?
Stay tuned for part 5 ….coming soon!
* = series continued from pimpexposure
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