- This Alley is a Magnet for Thieves!
People steal shit out of this alley all the time!
If you leave your shit in the alley IT WILL BE STOLEN!
THIS IS A FUCKED UP NEIGHBORHOOD!
Some asshole stripped down all the parts off of my two scooters!
They stole over $1000 worth of parts!
- YOU'RE A FUCKING FILTHY THIEF!
Congratulations on your fucked up life!
Your mother raised a great child!
Your parents are some special people!