A baby cylon, sitting on a toaster.
The chief difficulty with this little jack-o-lantern is that it fails to be imposing. Unfortunately, it's cute. That just isn't any good for a Cylon. If it had a voice, it would be like Alvin (the chipmunk) saying "By your command!" Nope, no good at all. That's why we built a bigger one, too.
Read more about the Cylon Jack-o-Lantern here.