• This is *exactly* the guy I'd expect to see on this thing.

Cruzin' Cooler. I Kid You Not.

This is a real product. I swear. From the website:

"All the Cruzin Cooler needs is a designated driver. When the party is quite a ways from the parking lot, don't struggle with the cooler-drive it! Cruzin Cooler turns a large cooler into a motorized scooter, complete with power steering, disc brakes, and foot pedals. It's the easy way to transport food and drinks at sporting events or to the neighborhood barbecue. It maneuvers easily, clipping along up to 12-15 miles per hour. Cruzin Cooler has a 24-can capacity (with ice)."

Not included: functioning alcoholic.

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    styro and mactiernand added this photo to their favorites.

  2. margalitc (76 months ago | reply)

    I know you'll laugh, but I'd love one of those babies. It would be perfect for the July 4th celebration around here, where you park in Toledo and walk to the park for the fireworks. This is the answer to my prayers!

  3. ninjapoodles (76 months ago | reply)

    Locally, all I can imagine on it is THIS GUY. Before Razorback games. As far as frivolous purchases go, it's really not that expensive, for what it is. I bet Styro could rig one up herself a lot cheaper, though.

  4. JLee* (76 months ago | reply)

    LOL, priceless. I dig this photo.

  5. *ASAP* (75 months ago | reply)

    Certainly it must be legal to drink and drive this thing. I gotta have one.

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  6. Chicago Stone Family (75 months ago | reply)

    I have my credit card out and ready.

  7. Karl Erikson (75 months ago | reply)

    Wow, now this would be a marvy way to ride into TequilaCon!

  8. Tracy27 (75 months ago | reply)

    Ho. Lee. Shit. That is awesome.

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    Tracy27 added this photo to her favorites. (75 months ago)

  10. spinadelic (75 months ago | reply)

    now for your razorback tailgating the real question is how much of an incline can it handle?

  11. ninjapoodles (75 months ago | reply)

    Ooooh, good point!

  12. Arkansas Ties (75 months ago | reply)

    I can see my boss buying a couple of these now. Sooooo soooo funny!

  13. TriPoodle [deleted] (75 months ago | reply)

    This is hilarious!

  14. Angela n Alabama (75 months ago | reply)

    LOL this is great...too cute...hey, I bet it cuts down on accidents and injury...no worries about driving a car or truck under the influence and if you fall off the cooler, at least you dont have far to fall...lol

  15. ninjapoodles (75 months ago | reply)

    Seriously. I'm betting this is a bigger seller in the South than other regions. (But I bet they'd buy 'em up in Canada!)

  16. FlippyO (75 months ago | reply)

    I've seen them at a lot of conventions.

  17. ninjapoodles (75 months ago | reply)

    I would die.

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    Julie Kellet added this photo to their favorites. (70 months ago)

  19. scottbrasher (69 months ago | reply)

    im buyin this for my bro Adam!!! Cheers

  20. Blog of the Nation (69 months ago | reply)

    thanks for the photo - used it on our blog, Blog of the Nation!

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    QuiverandQuill and McSwish added this photo to their favorites.

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