When I noticed this morning that my yard sign had been stolen, I thought I would go get another one and perhaps use the same method I did once in the past to deter Republican thieves. I can't remember now exactly which election it was -- I think maybe it was a Gore sign. I replaced it several times before having a brilliant idea: I took a plastic bag into my back yard and scooped up lots of doggy-doo, which I (wearing rubber gloves) carefully smeared along all the edges of the replacement sign -- the places the thieves were likely to touch when stealing it. It worked! I found the stolen sign tossed on the street only about a block away. But this time I decided to take a different approach. I created the sign shown in this picture. I wonder how long it will last.