Super Size My Ass

tempo    says:

interesting points. Perhaps the SuperSizeMe guy getting sick on day 3 isn't representative, but how can we be sure that the stick figure Big Mac freak isn't an anomoly? I mean it's a sample-size of ONE.

And anyway, most college kids get kinda fat when they go off to school. My sister gained 15 pounds in her first year at the dorm.

on a similar note, people always talk about the bad things heroin will do *to* you, but they never talk about what heroin will do *for* you. Time to go shoot up.
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nibaq says:

His girlfriend was a vegan, that makes him vegan by default. What the main thing to look at is that he shocked his system by going on that diet.

Speaking of drugs, I think Bill Hicks said it best:

You never see a positive drugs story on the news, do ya? No. Always negative. But the news is supposed to be objective. I mean, isn't it supposed to be THE NEWS? But every drug story is negative? Hold it! I've had some killer times on drugs! I'm not promoting it, but I'm not denying it. Let's hear the whole fucking story...

Same LSD story every time: "Young man on acid, thought he could fly jumped out of a building, what a tragedy." What a dick! He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground and check it out first? What a moron. You don't see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south. What a moron! Good, he's dead. We lost moron. (sobbing) WE LOST A MORON!!! How am I gonna sleep through the night? I don't don't mean to sound cold or cruel...

But wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story? Would that be newsworthy? Just once, to hear what it's all about:

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death. Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Here's Tom with the weather"

tempo    says:

True. About the vegan girlfriend. And he was kind of a pussy.

As for drugs, any fair minded person would have to admit that the better half of Western culture was the result of one illicit drug or another.
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miskan    says:

it doesnt matter if he had a vegan girlfriend. The guy loves meat, he said it himself a bunch of times and he said he could never become a vegan. Thats no excuse for puking 3 days into his project.
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nibaq says:

I love meat too, but I loved sex more. So I smiled and ate what ever she cooked, and got some that night.
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miskan    says:

so what, you still eat meat.
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miskan    says:

Here in Kuwait the nutritional information is located underneath the paper place mats.
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isolatediguana    says:

Agree with tempo. "As for drugs, any fair minded person would have to admit that the better half of Western culture was the result of one illicit drug or another." And, I would have to add that "the better half (read: bigger half) of Western culture is also the result of one big mac and another".
Posted 46 months ago. ( permalink )