In the grand scheme of things I haven't known Dave for very long. A mere gush in the tears of life, but, for every day I know Dave it feels like a lifetime. Sometimes, it's a lifetime of torment as I wait for him to validate something I've done, or said, in order that I might feel good about myself, knowing that Dave thinks it's acceptable. Fewer times it's a lifetime of mourning as I wait to see if there is a window in the busy schedule of a life Dave leads and find there isn't. Most times, it's a lifetime of joy as Dave is one of the few people who can make me belly laugh until it's painful, if I saw him too much, I might die of a hernia. Dave is a tormented creature; the soul of a writer rammed inside the body of a programmer. You can feel the writer smashing down the doors of the programming dungeon more often than not now, with frequent 140 characters of bubbling prose.