merkley??? - On The Throne and The Phone with a Fake Jew (Sue) Who Gives Merk News of His Two Millionth View and Merk Gives The Loo His Twenty Thousandth Poo and Whoopdee Doo It's All Too True

i actually did the math and at 1.376746747436 turds per day for 39.8 years -- well yeah, i have unloaded exactly 20,000 craps. EXACTLY.

you know, those 2 million views are probably all from the same 20 norweigians that just click and click and click. anyways -- thanks norway!

btw -- i hid the remote for the camera in the toilet paper roll --- oh man i'm smart.

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merkley??? says:

666-1999999

dood -- satan and like prince are partying n'shit.

666-2000000
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

La Ratta says:

2,000,000 million.. well shit.. good for you!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

.SANCHEZ. says:

yeah!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Andrei D. Robu says:

Congrats Merkley,
keep doin it !!

Nice shot.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

jot.de says:

congrats!

cool glasses!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

lucky e says:

Congrats on your twenty thousandth crap.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

curly_exp( l)osure says:

You SOOOOOOOOOO deserve it, man! Enhorabuena!! :)
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Dave "Seatreker" Morgan [deleted] says:

I heard we were all going down the tubes.......................

Get some sun on those legs.......................
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

largo! says:

Priceless LOL

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Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

merkley??? says:

you should see them without photoshop. why do you think i was wearing sunglasses?
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

m@®© ™ says:

Dr. Seuss for adults, and great photography.
You deserve the 2 million views.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

.:artemisia:. says:

uhm, those socks are too tight. they won't help your cellulite harr harr
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Sebastian Torresi says:

Congratulations!!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Davva U says:

Holy crap!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

brentdanley says:

Awesome shot and title. You're the man. I'm glad to have helped your view count. Congrats.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

mclgreenville / memorymotel says:

Estimated POO length is what we need.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

itshotintexas says:

Love you and your poo!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

chicolorpinkpunk says:

i love this tipe of photos!!
really good, as usual =)
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Nick Alpin says:

Sir, for the sake of your ass I hope that's 2-ply.
PS - spiffy velcro kicks.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

HeLMut G. says:

That's the guy!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Eric Dupuis says:

Holy shit!!!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Rune T says:

>> , those 2 million views are probably all from the same 20 norweigians that just click and click and click. anyways -- thanks norway!

Oh don't mention it. *Clicks some more*

2 million and 20.000. I'm impressed by both numbers!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

shotbart says:

Dunno if made me laugh louder the shot, or the awesome title...

No awards this time, but a animation to go with your shot...

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Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

toltequita says:

Congrats King!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Daniele says:

another superb shot! you begin to bore me! :-)
after the pompeian red, the merkley???'s red - clap clap clap
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

TobTob says:

This is too damn good Master!
2'000'000 is just the beginning, you're bound for much more!
not forgettin your 20'000 bombs...
.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Zioluc says:

when i saw the thumbnail I KNEW I had to have a look!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

ms. roboto says:

dear merkley,

don't squeeze.

love,
jaime
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Steve.Korn says:

1.376746747436? That is some precision doo-doo-ing.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

wimdejonge says:

thats a lot (of turds)
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Tommy Klumker says:

I keep my mustard by the toilet too.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Shane Neufeld Photography says:

Nice dumper.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

ΡπΙρΣπ says:

... I say you are constipated... the hemorrhoids are the ones who suffer!!

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Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

gdanny says:

Yaaaay! Congrats on your 2 millionth view.
You're a good boy.
Who's a gooood boy?
You are!
(positive reinforcement will keep you going.)
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Computer Science Geek says:

Crap! 20 million and 20,000. Um... why do you have mustard and pickles in your bathroom?
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

[ ••> jeriko1kenobi <•• ] says:

yes.. u're the king!! :D
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

von_brandis says:

Since i always read the newspaper on the throne, i have developed a bit of a Pavlov's dog syndrome. Now everytime i see a newspaper i want to poo. It's a funny old world.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

blurb says:

Or, Jesus taking a crap while brokering a deal.

Very nearly TMI.

Keep up the great work.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

guayaba says:

pickles or preserved perfect turd specimens?
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

.roma says:

the sex.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

BellaGaia says:

20,000 dueces.... ( only said that cuz i love the term deuce for poo)
2 million views -- take a bow bro...well deserved. you are beyond a photographer -- you are an artist.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Anti-$ocial butterfly [deleted] says:

you never know when you might want a pickle.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

victoria potter says:

yeah, rotary phone!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

lomokev says:

possibly the greatest self portrait ever
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

CiaoChessa says:

this is really great...and, congrats on two million views. wowsa! But...hmmm....I have to ask why you have pickles and French's mustard in the loo? nevermind...not sure I want to know. ;-)
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

matteo77 says:

those gherkin seems suspects...
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Tom @ P.I.G. says:

Thats wrong in Sooooo many ways !!! Damn thats funny !!!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

vivorr says:

show-off! I do envy your red suit and pickles...
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Harry Angstrom says:

The pickles are from the Rickles shoot. A few million views ago.
Congrats to the Red Baron.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

El Colon says:

Finally! A Merkley shot I can spank it to . . .
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

pstarr says:

better stay away from the ham sandwiches while you're on that thing, king.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Vitamin_dee says:

pickles in the sink! lol
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Cynner_SF (Cynthia Wood) says:

i always bring a jar of pickles with me to the loo too...
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

donmimi83 ( away ) says:

i love this !!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

starpause kid says:

yo more potty shots king man, sf dirt represent
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

CHAD COOMBS [deleted] says:

this is a tigly like. well done.

remote you say, would beat my timer usage i have used to date.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

graphistolage says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Graphistolage & Bigoode VS koukounette & Boubouille, and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

bardot charming says:

nice pickles.

oh, and i'm still jealous of those bottles of soap and stuff on the window sill. total genius.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

sharwest says:

[curtsies to merkley???]

congrats dude. you are rockin' this shot.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

taniwha says:

bravo... so many details to pay attention to!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

cheap! says:

Pickle!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

xakpeet says:

pickles and mustard keep you regular... at least that is why I have both in my crapper.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

razorbern says:

Congrats dude on views and shit.
Mustard, pickles, Morrison on the throne,
I hear you answering your golden phone,
"I am the Burger King, I can do anything."
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

jackace says:

That's friggin' sweet, dude -- You're probably well past everyone on flickr! I love the pickles!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Haggis Chick says:

Oh man you are a complete fruit cake but I do have to say I love your sense of humour, it makes me want to jump on the throne with you. Congrats on the views btw.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

KoomaPhotography.com says:

nice again merkley. I love that telephone :D
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

vtpeacenik says:

Congratulations on this wonderful photo. I just saw it in Explore! LOL

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Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Colonel Killgore says:

You are insane! Don't ever change.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

xXxBrianxXx says:

Nice suit...
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

~btezra~ [deleted] says:

take a load off
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Dario Maurelli says:

keep it up!!
Nº1
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

BEY CHUA says:

20,000 craps! good job!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Neuköln says:

"telethrone" - congrats dude. the imagery of the pickles was a deft touch. 20,000? You've completed your cable laying apprenticeship - you're now a master.
@ bey chua - puntastic!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Ruth-o-rama says:

Well look at those creamy thighs. Congrats on the 2Mil.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

jellis629 says:

wow, you're OLD! :)

Why do you have mustard next to the toilet?
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

radialmonster says:

I was curious how you took the shot, or if someone else took it. No way you'd be able to get in that pose with those props with a 10 second count down! Good job
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Attila The Critic says:

Oh my God, I'm actually scared of you. I've mocked, cussed, shat, insulted, put down, and given bad days to a lot of people not only on Flickr but on the outside world, but I actually don't want to say anything bad about you. You're a lion haired dude who actually took a pic of him sitting with his pants down on the fucking toilet, and I'm speechless. Well, relatively.
By the way, I hate the pickle jar on your sink. I like your red suit. I love your photos. You're a genius, man.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Symbolizer says:

Keep rocking and you can start selling memorabilia. Imagine if you would get a dollar for every few. Hell yeah.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

brilliant girl [deleted] says:

You have a phone in the bathroom? Wow! You must be real important?

You could put the camera on self-timer, then use the remote to trigger it. You would then have about 3 to 10 seconds to ditch the remote.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

merkley??? says:

sheesh -- i already explained that i hid the remote in the toilet paper roll and there is a default delay of about 1 second -- plenty of time to hide the wang with the roll.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Carl_H [deleted] says:

keep on rollin'
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

blue_i's says:

:)))))))))
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

dorotron says:

nice.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

SkyShaper says:

that a merkin ?
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

julkastro says:

the true, and only = well done
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

ElisaHH says:

HAHAHAH what a way to celebrate!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Rob in PDX says:

Excellent.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Darwin Bell says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called The Art of Public Restrooms, and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.

ha! this is hilarious!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

shurupchik says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called people wearing glasses, and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

isaidwhat says:

In for the love fest. Congrats on 2M views. I *smell* a series of photo ideas based around the throne theme.

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Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Mumscraftcorner [deleted] says:

genius...
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

lecanu mickael says:

2,000,000 felicitation...................
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Alison Haltenhof (Chile vota: MARCO por ti) says:

Good idée!
Great image!
Bravo!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Johny Day says:

Who the Fuck am I with my 50k views , i better trade my dog fur a naked woman , wiay i have a woman

CONGRATS!!!! Front page Explore by the way ;o)
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Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Finstr says:

Congrats!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

azli jamil - back in India again :-) says:

That probably is the longest title I've seen on Flickr.
Congrats!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

carolefun904 says:

My co-workers are wondering why I am LOL at my screen. Thanks man that is the shizznit!!!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Laurent Henocque says:

allo? looks like a baby throne... are you dipping everything? ;-)

Edited with Darckr
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

O-kim says:

Reminds me of a first grade schoolyard joke...a worm sticking out a bird's ass and he says to the bird, "You wouldn't be shittin' me would ya?"
The bird says, "Nope, just dropping the Cleveland Browns in the Super Bowl."

Gherkins to ya....
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Tucumcary says:

2.000.000 time awesome!!!!

Now I know why your phone is always busy
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

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merkley??? - On The Throne and The Phone with a Fake Jew (Sue) Who Gives Merk News of His Two Millionth View and Merk Gives The Loo His Twenty Thousandth Poo and Whoopdee Doo It's All Too True

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