Heather B - Cross Legged On The Dirty Hallway Carpet Half Pretend Listening to a Sell Out Hook Billed Hump Back Fish as a Caterpillar Inspects What Might Be The Ass End of an Attractive Cheese Puff Just Across The Border On The Linoleum In Kitchenville
Cartoon Riots In Oakland, "Vow To Kill Me" Pfff, Yeah Right & More Cartoon Riots in Oakland
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Vikram Chatwal - 1/2 Billionaire Former Playboy Sikh Hotelier Takes 0 Calls While Enjoying a Burrito & Ice Cold LA Tap Water in Loaner Mickey Mouse Boxers & Patriotic Turban on a Filthy Dollar Concealing Mattress in Room 111 of The Hollywood Premier Motel
74 Things I Learned About Being Mentioned In The New York Times
1. The New York Times doesn't link to boobs :( FUCKERS!
7. The New York Times doesn't generate mad hits on my websites. LOSERS!
18. The New York Times thinks I "might have amounted to nothing in analog times." Probably true but still... BASTARDS!
42. The New York Times round aboutly compared me to a "failed filmmaker." WELL I NEVER!
51. The New York Times slices the pie like this: 9 slices for Guoleifsdottir, 2 slices for merkley???. JERKS!
60. The New York Times doesn't like the three question marks that take up the last three spots of my name. RACISTS!
72. The New York Times is not perused by any members of my family or close friends. RETARDS!
73. The New York Times asks Thomas Hawk what he thinks. KNOWITALL!
12. The New York Times mentions Vikram Chatwal (pictured above) WAY more than me.
74. "The New York Times" dropped into various conversations with any human, dog or reflective surface who will listen along with "yeah they mentioned me in this ginormous article about radness..." makes you sound like a dick.
FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT BEING MENTIONED IN THE NEW YORK TIMES!
THANKS NEW YORK TIMES!.
OH YEAH,
75. The New York Times Forgot to mention my BOOK!!! ASSHOLES!
BTW I Took That picture of Vikram for India's equivalent to People Magazine but they hated it and didn't use it.
Vikram in NYTimes
Vikram Chatwal Wikipedia
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Errol - Posing With 2 Apple Balls & 2 Banana Boners Rocking a Giant F T-Shirt, Hard to See Pants and Hands Almost Indicating Double Butthole, Om or OK Depending On Your Background
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERROL!!!
Hey dude, Buy my book!
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Kelley Kate - Sofa
thanks alls yous who have pre-ordered my book. the response has been awesome. I just received the dummy book from the plant and it's bigger and heavier than I thought in my brain. It will probably be the biggest book on your coffee table, it's the biggest on mine and i have a lot of coffee table books. Not a cheap piece of crap by a long shot. If you haven't pre-ordered and you think you might want one, it might be a good idea to click on my profile and click through to my pre-order page.
Don't forget the release party at 111 minna on jan 11th, all the girls will be there as well as all the photos from the book hanging on the wall all big style.
VW Camp Out in Shitsville USA, Frat Dudes Totally Wrecked a Perfectly Good Ghetto & Fuckin' Insecure Writers Made Me Wreck My Gammas Recipe Book
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Uploaded on Jan 2, 2008
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Schteffie - Posing Froggishly In Her Brand New Green Stripey Summer Getup With A Rubber Toad, Two Unplugged Plastic Goose Lamps and Two Nearly Over Ripe Bananas
merkley???'s profile is soooo GREAT, but the BEST part is the part that leads you to the pre-order page for his book of 111 naked girls on sofas.
--- Jesus Christ
The Truth Behind Michael J. Fox's Recent Bout With Squirm Disease, The Old Paper German Hotel & Then and Then and Then and Then..
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