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Bloopark's sexist web dev hiring page

Original page is here. Their twitter account is bloopark.

 

The page advertises for both male and female web developers. The male one, with an icon of a globe being designed and built, reads:

  

"Web developer (m)

  

Need for programming

  

You are addicted to PHP, MySQL and Javascript since years? Your life makes no sence without programming? Your girlfriend doesn't understand, why you start learning the fifth php framework and your parents say, your head is full of unix and linux. Do you want to talk to us about this? We want to invite you to an anonymous or maybe very personal meeting. No worries, we will bring you to a team that understands you and will support your passion of programming."

  

The female one, with an icon of nail polish, reads:

  

"Web developer (f)

  

Beautiful und sexy code wanted

  

We are convinced that woman are great programmers. Woman write sexy code: neat and clean. Many of them have long relationship... with PHP5, MySQL and Javascript. They like to talk and communication is essential in our work. Female programmers get along with customers very well and take such a good care of code quality, as if it is a pair of their new shoes. The best thing is that their detailed documentation and code organisation match the rules of Feng-Shui. Are you a female programmer with passion? May we invite you for coffee?"

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Uploaded on August 8, 2013