Tommy Lee Fiasco

Tommy Lee showed up an hour late to a crowd whose ranks could only be joined by buying his new album, which sucks. Under these time constraints, Lee was only able to sign his new album, Tommyland the Ride, for each guest. Vintage Vagina officials strictly enforced this regulation and all other items were seized from fans before approaching Lee at his throne.

Thusly, my copy of Pam Anderson's novel was not autographed by ex-husband and assaulter, Tommy Lee.

Before Lee's spectacular arrival, fans were delighted by three listening of his new album.

And it sucked.
The whole thing sucked.
Tommyland the Ride.
Auschwitz the Ride.

His new album sucks tons so I wanted to have him sign it:

Dear Arron Carter,

Thanks for lending me your sound for my new album

TOMMY LEE

I didn't get the album signed because I am returning it tomorrow. I did get this awful photo where I appear apoplectic. Tommy Lee was drunkish and he called me baby.