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"Mommy, why do people say 'bam chicka bam bam' when we walk by?"

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The things I see everyday and can't help but laugh. Or sigh. Or cry. Or vomit. LA is an endless source of amusement, for better or worse.

This is nothing more than my diary of observations. It's my Los Angeles. I know it's different from your Los Angeles, and that's why it's fun. I've lived here for 22 years now... and going strong.


The subsets:

Dangers Of Low Rise

Cosmetic Surgery World

If I Had The Power To Revoke Drivers' Licenses

UGG!

asswriting

Psychic Cats


Also see PART 2, ridiculousness from 2006 (after I joined Flickr)

360 photos | 402,768 views

items are from between 26 May 2001 & 16 Dec 2005.

rock hard abs; rock hard tits by Malingering
dancing schizophrenic by Malingering
the number of free drinks one receives is directly proportional to the percentage of breast exposed by Malingering
loin cloth guy @ venice beach by Malingering
"Mommy, why do people say 'bam chicka bam bam' when we walk by?" by Malingering
Trash house, October 2003 by Malingering
count the things wrong with this picture by Malingering
venice beach by Malingering
If you know Hollywood, you know denniswoodruff.com by Malingering
All natural Los Angeles by Malingering
dog in a hat by Malingering
Count the operations by Malingering
muffin top by Malingering
good parking, everyone by Malingering
she-man, the real american hero by Malingering
Here they are on the rapids ride by Malingering
And now they're discussing their breasts by Malingering
Laughing about how wet they are by Malingering
The one on the right is the one worried about her "headlights" by Malingering
close up of the she-man friend status post rapids ride by Malingering
Spotted again at night... by Malingering
Let's play guess her occupation... by Malingering
trash car by Malingering
the MACK truck of padded bras by Malingering
that is one hot outfit, ass zit man by Malingering
I don't even have words for this by Malingering
women in LA will age in the sun, but their boobs won't by Malingering
xena lives by Malingering
"Ashton Kutcher is so my idol" by Malingering
crack is whack by Malingering
3rd boobie by Malingering
If you can't hide it, tattoo it by Malingering
all the necessary components: asscrack, underwear tag, lint by Malingering
girls in black by Malingering
overdressed by Malingering
It might take a village to feed a child too by Malingering
oh, kids these days by Malingering
Another Thursday night at Q's by Malingering
this is why clothes come in sizes other than "extra small" by Malingering
She needs the cowboy hat to protect her investments from the sun by Malingering
check out the migrating implant by Malingering
this is why I've had enough of these low rise jeans by Malingering
pink pink pink by Malingering
I can see your ass, lady! by Malingering
I see your booty! by Malingering
belt malfunction by Malingering
asscrack conversation by Malingering
solid as a rock by Malingering
just another day at the beach by Malingering
the chops by Malingering
4 more months and he'll have back dreads by Malingering
free wireless by Malingering
visible panties: without wearing them! by Malingering
these things can reach top speeds of 5 MPH by Malingering
the walking vest by Malingering
a complex outfit by Malingering
freshly squeezed by Malingering
Maybe he turned water into beer? by Malingering
I don't know by Malingering
tank top, mini skirt, scarf, furry shoes, everything you could want in an LA girl by Malingering

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