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Most people probably think this is a sun. Not so! It's actually a tat of a bumhole, and the squiggly lines are stink lines (all to serve as a warning to her boyfriend Raymond in case he's drunk & amorous.

when she farts the sun goes down

this aint no tattoo!!

if this is her cell she talks out of her arse!!

God I just LOVE stretch marks

This woman is TWISTED!!!

a lil late.. but she's a bird

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jayfader says:

can i stop after "stretch marks"? i'm so tired.
Posted 49 months ago. ( permalink )

racingsquirrel says:

@Malingering: LA seems like a cornucopia of nastiness. Hilarious.
Posted 49 months ago. ( permalink )

djwhelan says:

“Cornucopia of nastiness.” Squirrel, you are as funny as Malingering’s ridiculous set.
Posted 49 months ago. ( permalink )

racingsquirrel says:

@DJ, it really is a grab-bag, so to speak.
Posted 49 months ago. ( permalink )

mrsjwine says:

What I find most disturbing is the asymmetry of the tattoo and the twisted g-string. I'm a little OCD that way.
Posted 49 months ago. ( permalink )

Malingering says:

Well crap. I never noticed the asymmetry. That is going to drive me nuts. Maybe it's balanced out by the stretch marks?
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

sillydog says:

it wouldnt look nearly so bad if it weren't for the underwear.
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

heaven to me says:

way too many to count
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

MGigantic says:

we call that "the tramp stamp" !
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

just sof says:

~~~ tilde tattoo ~~~
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

Newleaf says:

This reminds me of when I went to court last year (for someone else!) and the very properly dressed, black suited, lawyer woman leaned forward on the defense table to get a bunch of papers, revealing her (very) lower back and her bright red thong! Yuch!
Posted 47 months ago. ( permalink )

Malingering says:

that's when you curse aloud because courts don't allow cameras (I know this from personal experience)
Posted 47 months ago. ( permalink )

CharlieO'Narley [deleted] says:

One of the things I look forward when I get old is how these "ladies" will reconcile their tatoos which, by then will be hideous green, unrecognizable blobs. Oh, Baby.
Same goes for the knuckle heads with the colorful "sleeves."
I highly recommend Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover
Posted 46 months ago. ( permalink )

sosidesc says:

the thing in her pocket is the sharpie that her 5 year old daughter used to draw the tatto with
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

Kittster says:

Hmm, since when is having stretch marks a fault of character? Ok, I try not to show mine but it's not like you ASKED for them. Especially if they're there due to years of trying to conform to beauty standards in an unhealthy way...
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

Malingering says:

i am amused by pretty much everyone. i'm sure people could make fun of me too. but that's okay, because i can laugh at myself. hopefully other people can too.

the stretch marks are really the least of her worries, in my opinion
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

Kittster says:

I suppose it just struck a vibe. You see images of women with such imperfections so often, along with catty remarks about how horrible it is and how ashamed she should be. Like having a true mortal coil beyond the help of healthy eating and physical fitness is a crime. That makes me sad.
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

Malingering says:

If we're going to revisit this, I prefer it be done here so no one has to repeat themselves. I like consolidation.
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

Kittster says:

Sorry to put too fine a point on this but that is not the same thing. Being obese is something that is within your control, it's just bloody hard work. Having stretch marks, thread veins, acne and so on is just bad luck and unless you have lorry-load of money, there isn't a damn thing you can do about it apart from hide under a burkha.
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

CharlieO'Narley [deleted] says:

Who drives a lorry?
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

Kittster says:

My uncle has a haulage company so very possibly him? ;-)
A "truck" then.
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

CharlieO'Narley [deleted] says:

What is a "haulage company?"
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

Kittster says:

Erm, a haulage company is made up of lorries that shuttle goods from one part to another as requested by a client. Another term for it would be a logistics company but that gets lots of people confused because they think it has something to do with computers. Which of course it can, provided the computers... never mind, what a change of subject!
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

Foxicat says:

I'm late to this, but here I bet we'd call it a trucking company :-)
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

beffkin says:

The stretch marks don't bother me, but what does is the nasty butt floss sticking out of her pants! I mean, come on- why bother wearing any underwear at all?????
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

mostlysunny1 says:

In the interest of saving other women from making this tragic mistake, I have blogged this unfortunate fashion travesty here.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

meus universum , meus visum [deleted] says:

nice pic
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Richelle Ludwick says:

Tramp stamp. The dreaded "LBT". lower-back-tattoo.
At least they aren't "arse antlers" - those tribal crap LBT's that look like a set of moose antlers coming out of your rear-end.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

penny_in_heels says:

With all these comments I might have missed it - but no one seemed to comment on her jaundiced-colored skin. While it is possible that the picture has not reproduced the colors accurately, I think she has hepatitis.
Posted 12 months ago. ( permalink )

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