rock hard abs; rock hard tits

Hair falls naturally across her bosom.

Balding guy still in awe, frozen in the "call me" position.

i would too!!

DAMN!!

nice tit

rock hard abs; rock hard tits by Malingering.

LA is absurd

Some would call this a good boob job. Some would call this a bad boob job. I guess it depends on whether or not you want the breasts to look like they were made from stone. Personally, no me gusta.

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Matt Stevens says:

Even with the motion blur, you can see light glinting off the shelf formed by her collagen-injected upper lip.
Posted 49 months ago. ( permalink )

yoomanchu says:

2 cantaloupes/grapefruit halves = unnatural = bad boob job
Posted 49 months ago. ( permalink )

petechons says:

Yeah, but those abs...
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

gjb [deleted] says:

nice abs phoney tits....i hate her lips........
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

soleilani says:

For a second, I thought this was Victoria Beckham (aka Posh Spice).
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

Land of the Lost says:

She has the uber abs going down...
Posted 47 months ago. ( permalink )

Kittster says:

Shame you can't buy abs like hers, all her own work. Very inspirational.
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

VectraGraphics says:

As par, great comments, clueless about the need for "upgrades." Likely pondering butt implants, etc. as well? (Before 25.) What kind of amended "hypocratic oath" do plastique butchers blindly mumble, before cashing in, on other's misery, anyway? (Boobs for teens. Butt implants? Botoxic?) Maddening, but if it's profitable to a few, it's acceptable biz, as usual? You should post "surgery recovery" and "gone array" shots? Truely sad.... But alas, not very funny, right?
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

Malingering says:

I just wanted to point out that I was kicked out of the 5000 views pool because my photos were "creepy." Tell me what is more creepy. The photo above, or the photos in their pool.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

Kittster says:

You expected more from people who write "please" as "plz"? Seriously? I've decided to just judge by such superficial stuff and am doing pretty well on that. It's a basis for character analysis, I swear!
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

strawberryblues [deleted] says:

I'm especially fond of this one.

*Throws up a little in her mouth*

But see, that's the difference - I would never flag such a pic as offensive - if I don't want to see pubes, I just click away. If they're happy with taking pics like that, whatever. I can look the other way and they're not harming wee babies or doggies.

That said, I don't see what's the problem with your pics. You're not stalking them from behind bushes in the night, they usually see you taking pictures and they choose to run around the way they do, so you just capture a moment.

You're pointing out ridiculousness, it's a way of satire - and satire is allowed to do everything (Kurt Tucholsky).
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

Malingering says:

Kittster: that's true. On principle I won't join a group that misuses the apostrophe. I keep getting invited to join "cat's" or "candid's" and I just can't do it.

Pubes are much more classy than this shot. I mean the person who shot the pubes is artistic, and I am just a creep.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

Preston L. Bannister says:

If any thought requiring more than two words is "creepy", then without doubt you do not belong in the "5000" pool.

Pretty funny, actually. :)
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

Matt Stevens says:

"Viewed 10,815 times?!" My theory: "hard" + "tits" + "breasts" + "boobs" = drool.

*sigh*
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

The Goth-served [deleted] says:

strawberryblues: That links to a picture of an armpit, not pubes. So, NOW you understand why it has that many views.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

cmrowell says:

This girl is obviously not underage enough for the 5000 views group.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

Qathi says:

this is creepy
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

strawberryblues [deleted] says:

Hoy shit. 13999 views. I can't believe it.

ETA: Qathi... haha. Nooo. (S)He's TEH sexieness!
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

muscleflexin says:

Very nice! Sexy abs!
Posted 39 months ago. ( permalink )

monkeytime says:

I'm not entirely opposed to pornstar chic, but she would really be more attractive w/o the aftermarket breasts.

But who am I to judge? They and their concomitants may serve her well and make her happy.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Malingering says:

they may provide her with income as well

21000 views, but still not allowed in the group
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

monkeytime says:

I was alluding to the income... ;-) Which is fine.

I don't understand why they kicked you out of that 5000 pool. It's all unironic softcore/voyeur. Yours is criticism — abrasive and discomfiting at times, but still criticism. It's not just T&A for titillation's sake, like most of the shots in that group — and much of the rest is T&A masquerading as "art."

Well, maybe that's why they kicked you out. Badge of frakking honor, really.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Alvinquigley says:

mah. i wouldnt say no
Posted 30 months ago. ( permalink )

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