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This dude, this guy is who I'm talking about. Is his puppy in there? Why? Why? What's wrong with you?
Your belt should not belong below your ass crack. PERIOD.
Smack!!
Bet you already have a big ol' wet diaper on now, dontcha.
die die die
And don't think I didn't notice you
His diaper just isn't as wet as the other guy's.
What is this? Yeah, you're busted! You usually wear the half ass too! You're with a girl and you know she'd leave you're half covered Grinch wearing boxer'ed ass, so you pulled up your pants a little. You die too!
You have a camera! Take a picture of your ass and post it here! I dare you!
What's that, a cookie from your mommy? She give you a cookie because you almost pulled up your pants?
Your super long sleeve isn't gonna atone for his torn hem, honey.
Well lookie here - an appropriate moon.
well, at least we cant see their underwear, i wouldnt give yall a job...(meaning the people in this pic...)
i feel sorry for the chick
what girl this is just hot. forehead here we cum
jeans by Malingering.
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wskrz  Pro User  says:

lackofassitosis.
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bbdoyle  Pro User  says:

i love you tequila, you know that don't you?
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wildlifeuplift  Pro User  says:

This message brought to you by The Department of Education.
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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meowhous  Pro User  says:

I Am In Awe!!

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At any rate, I blame the whole MetroSexual lifestyle. Boy kids these days are just saying they're open to a surprise well-hel-LO-sailor. I say there's nothing wrong, if that's you, but not in front of the children or Meowhous. (She gets all envious if other people get it in front of her like that.)
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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cmrowell  Pro User  says:

Tell us how you really feel tequila.

I don't have much of an ass, so I need to be careful what kind of jeans I buy, especially after all of this.
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Seen on your photo stream. (?)
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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meowhous  Pro User  says:

So...you're saying they're all little teases?

I'm never going to be able to shop in public again. Next time I see the saggy britches look I'm going to remember these glorious rants and fall to the ground giggling and twitching.
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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celticman53225  Pro User  says:

Take a deep breath TD. My kids are just as bad if not worse. We send them to the office to get a piece of string to tie the belt loops together. It's a losing battle, I'm afraid.
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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meowhous  Pro User  says:

What about sending them out, wearing their belt where they like, but with a top layer boxer with "I'VE GOT A VERY TINY WEENIE" or "MY MOMMY DRESSES ME LIKE THIS" written in indelible Sharpie.

Or just confiscate their jeans.
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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cmrowell  Pro User  says:

Make them wear tights underneath. Then take photos of them and post them on flickr with tags like "dancing", "boys", "child", and "kids".
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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tom )º(  Pro User  says:

tequila, you make me laugh a lot.
just thanks.
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bbdoyle  Pro User  says:

i just wish these guys could see this pic and read T&D formidible comments...and better yet, try to come up with some lameass retort...then we'd really see the hammer come down.

won't happen of course...i'd settle from some lameass comment from pawwy though...got some of the right kind of tags to get him out from under his rock
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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wskrz  Pro User  says:

Oh.

My.

God.

T, you made me crack up so loudly, I almost woke up Alex.
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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meowhous  Pro User  says:

Sounds like an artiste! At least you're doing your part to give him a happy, angst-filled adolescence, so he can write awful poetry and grow up to get a job selling electronics.
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livhouse, the paronomeister™  Pro User  says:

Sounds like a charity case to me. I've got some Y's with perished elastic if he needs them.
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peejaybird  Pro User  says:

Oh, good lord. Just seeing that 2/3 of the 30+ comments were from T&D (consecutively, no less) nearly killed me.

T&D, I'm not quite sure what your opinion is, can you clarify?

Nah, have a drink instead.
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BOCTAOE  Pro User  says:

I have a solution for you, t&d - let them know IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that if they have issues getting their belts to work properly you have a stapler and you're not afraid to use it.

Bill S.
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wildlifeuplift  Pro User  says:

For tequilaanddonuts - doesn't matter where in the world you go...

a meeting of minds
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TheDamnMushroom  Pro User  says:

Mal, you said something about Haldol?
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

Last night I went to the bookstore (again...I'm a lifelong addict) and I was sitting in the car, when what should decide to jaywalk right in front of me but a guy with his belt below his butt!!! And--IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BELTS COVERED IN LITTLE SILVER SQUARE STUDS.

I watched, mesmerized. The belt went up on the right, wiggled, then up on the left where it wiggled, then the right, wiggle, left, wiggle, etc...
Horrible. It was like watching a really skinny person belly dance. Especially since he'd pulled his t-shirt up to his nose for some unknown reason. But he was skinny and oily-looking, and besides, it was his butt, so it was butt-dancing. Ug.
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Malingering  Pro User  says:

imagine the dents those must leave when he sits down.
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monkeyjunkie  Pro User  says:

TD's keyboard must have been smoking by the time she was done typing that many comments in succession. Excellent editorial piece, TD! One of the most enjoyable reads I've had in a long time.
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patchworkgandalf  Pro User  says:

I am compelled to fave this, just so I can revist the comments!
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bbdoyle  Pro User  says:

I just faved it, good idea patchy
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wildlifeuplift  Pro User  says:

Favs don't bring it back up, but your comments will of course. Or you could slip a note in the crack.
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Peggy Archer  Pro User  says:

Hahahaha!!!!

Best. Comment. Rant. Ever.

I love you, Tequila. Love you long time.

The next time I see a half assed boy on the street, I'm going to pull out my trusty penknife and cut his belt so his pants fall down.

Then, I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh.
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monkeyjunkie  Pro User  says:

Maybe we should print out all of TD's comments and hand them out to SHAMs when we see them. Think they'd get the message that they look stupid?
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

We could get those little Moo cards, and tuck 'em in the slot!
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Librarianguish  Pro User  says:

Oh my. I'm laughing so hard over this. T&D, I'm right with you all the way. There could definitely be a bit of natural selection going on here, what with fatal tripping accidents and rejection by the ladies. But I think T&D is right...

THESE PEOPLE NEED TO BE PUNISHED.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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Malingering  Pro User  says:

for those of you interested, one of these half-assed men actually visited my blog and left a comment! i didn't know they were literate!

www.therealmalingering.com/2006/11/27/ambitio us-youth/
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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mynameisnotbarry  Pro User  says:

this was very amusing. thanks tequilaanddonuts! it is so funny how younger generations allways outwit their predecessors with silliness which sometimes turns out to be serious shit much to the surprise of the elders. but ass drooping jeans can't mean much in the grand scheme of things.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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Carfan11791 says:

tequilaanddonuts jesus christ clam down its just a clothing style, i mean come on u said so much i dont even wannna read it, i mean come on its not like fads last forever, go see a therapest, and i dont mean this to offend u or anything... but jesus
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BOCTAOE  Pro User  says:

thebmw750 says:

tequilaanddonuts jesus christ clam down its just a clothing style, i mean come on u said so much i dont even wannna read it, i mean come on its not like fads last forever, go see a therapest, and i dont mean this to offend u or anything... but jesus

Firstly, I have a hard time taking seriously ANYONE who provides a comment but has (1) no photos, (2) no profile, (3) no sense of humor.

It's funny. FUNNY. Humorous. A diatribe with a smile.
I don't mean this to offend you either, but could Jesus give you a sense of humor please?

Bill S.
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Carfan11791 says:

another thing why are u looking at boys asses so much?(i know its hard not to notice it though) but seriesly i dont sag, myb i do a little but not enough to notice unless u bend me over and pull up my shirt. i think sagging like these guys is stupid i admit, but i just think if they wanna look like fools and be ignorant let them , anyway in one of ur comments u said Joe the vice principal should be fired for wanting to see girls asses?!?!?! YOU SAID YOU WANTED THEM DEAD, DEAD AS IN NO LONGER ON THIS EARTH AS IN TAKING THEIR LIFE AWAY, WTF?!?!?! YOU SHOULD BE FIRED OR MADE TO SEE A THERAPEST, HOW DARE YOU WISH DEATH UPON SOME ONE FOR SOMTHING AS STUPID AS SAGGING THEIR JEANS?!?!?!?!?!?! i hope u read this and u think, and u think hard!!!!!! Malingering please make sure tequilaanddonuts sees this.
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

The Lord is my bivalve.

He leadeth me beside New England style chowder...

wayoutauctions.com/2006/03/crucified-jesus-cl am-strip.html
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TheOriginalCaptainObvious says:

thebmw750 says:
another thing why are u looking at boys asses so much?(i know its hard not to notice it though) but seriesly i dont sag, myb i do a little but not enough to notice unless u bend me over and pull up my shirt. i think sagging like these guys is stupid i admit, but i just think if they wanna look like fools and be ignorant let them , anyway in one of ur comments u said Joe the vice principal should be fired for wanting to see girls asses?!?!?! YOU SAID YOU WANTED THEM DEAD, DEAD AS IN NO LONGER ON THIS EARTH AS IN TAKING THEIR LIFE AWAY, WTF?!?!?! YOU SHOULD BE FIRED OR MADE TO SEE A THERAPEST, HOW DARE YOU WISH DEATH UPON SOME ONE FOR SOMTHING AS STUPID AS SAGGING THEIR JEANS?!?!?!?!?!?! i hope u read this and u think, and u think hard!!!!!! Malingering please make sure tequilaanddonuts sees this.

YOU SAID TO GO SEE A THERAPIST, WTF?!?!?!?!? YOU SHOULD BE RIDICULED IN PUBLIC WITH HALF-ASS PANTS ON OR MADE TO SHOW ASSCRACK TO A WHOLE STADIUM FULL OF PEOPLE< HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE SOMEONE FOR MAKING COMMENTS WHEN YOU CAN'T SPELL AND HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR????
I hope you read this and realize that CAPITAL LETTERS = YELLING.

And on that note, I would just like to add:
headshakeluser

CO
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Malingering  Pro User  says:

I'll work on the spell check thing as soon as I'm done with my therapest.
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Malingering  Pro User  says:

myb i do a little but not enough to notice unless u bend me over and pull up my shirt.

Jesus clam, I think that's a come-on. He wants you. Myb.
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patchworkgandalf  Pro User  says:

woo hoo, after 8 pages I now understand the clam reference!
as a Brit there has been the stereotype that some US citizens don't quite see humour in the same way as us Brits.
I now know I am wrong, half the US citizens don't quite see humour in the same way as us Brits
a sense of humour is free and reduces your blood pressure without expensive medication, helps you live longer and burns far more calories than not having one
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

"How was your check up? Did they say anything about your blood pressure?"

"Yeah, the doctor said either I have to laugh for 30 minutes daily, or they'll force a purring cat on me."

["Can't they give you a pill?"]
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ohsaycantyousee says:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

there. That's my contribution to the yelling.

Hey, pawy....is that you?

Hey, dumbass, it's pretty hard to take someone seriously that can't spell, uses no capitalization and uses more punctuation than is really necessary. Yeah, I'm talking about you, thebmw750.

So until you have something intelligent and intelligible to say........

stfupenn


Jesus Christ clam! HA! Hilarious!
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patchworkgandalf  Pro User  says:

I'm not sure cats burn calories though (you are not borrowing Pasta to carry out the above experiment)
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monkeyjunkie  Pro User  says:

Oh, the Jesus Clam might just convert me from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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patchworkgandalf  Pro User  says:

but does Jesus Clam have a range of cute t-shirts?
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monkeyjunkie  Pro User  says:

Or iPod skins?
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

Ooooh, I don't know if I can give up the pirate garb...
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wskrz  Pro User  says:

jesusclam
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

Yikes! Uh..mine is a shellfish god, I, uh, will have no flying spaghetti monsters before him. (Unless it has red clam sauce.)
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Carfan11791 says:

1. yes i am VERY aware that my spelling sucks ass and that i use HORRIBLE punctuation wouldve used spell check but i have adhd and its very very hard for me to stay on task and i would have forgotten most of what i was thinking, and i got my point across and thats all that matters. :)

2. lol, jesus clam is making me laugh my ass off, thats really funny (no sarcasim there)

3. most of what i said was to start yall back up i like to read peoples opinons about most everything, and when i read "I dare someone to defend this.... dare you! Dare... dar... da... d." i just had to do it, honestly i to am an anti-sagger, not as much as you school teacher.

4. i was serious about the death thing though i really dont like to joke around about that because as far as i know, no one knows what happens when you die we can guess but so far no one has came back from the dead and told me.

5. continue on going i want to see what else yall are going to say and jesus clam is my new catchphrase ;), fuckin hilarious(another miss spelled word) gawd i love flickr
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Carfan11791 says:

ok agian i am a anti sagger, and at my old school what they would do if u were caught sagging is
1. tie up ur pants with plastic making u look complete stupid fool(loved to point and laugh) or
2.send you home
it was as simple as that. how ever what they used was plastic and it could be cut, and about u looking at boys asses it was ment as a half assed joke (get it?) belive it or not i have a since (yep i know spelled wrong) of humor (like you would never belive). by the way anyone thinking of printing up clam shirts or anything else like that, i want some of the profits. at least 15% (no thats not a joke there) and sorry i missunderstood what you said about killing them what can i say? (no, for real i gots nothing) and the main reason im agianst saggin is because im multiracial, black (african american, w/e idk as long as u dont call me ni**er) and white (agian w/e just nothing offensive) and i know it was the black race that kinda started this trend, and to be honest i really dont like it, i mean a little saggin where u might see somthing when they bend over or w/e... well w/e but like this...http://www.flickr.com/photos/malingeri ng/202527147/
i h8 it, it just gives the other races (no offence) another reason to look down on the black race (you know who you are...) it also has given people a misconception of all black people. and makes people think all black people must be a certin way (i know, i know) like me. since i dont wear shirts 12 sizes to big for me and i dont wear size 48 pants, im respectable, and i dont say "yo yo yo" or other improper english im labeled as "white boy" or "oreo". so yea...
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bbdoyle  Pro User  says:

recycled banned troll
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TheOriginalCaptainObvious says:



nono

Wow. Dude, blaming your lousy spelling and grammar on ADHD is like blaming the clam. Stop.

FWIW, this ISN'T a STYLE and it ISN'T a FAD. It is just stupid, like walking around with only one pantleg rolled up. OK if you're riding your Schwinn, NOT ok if you're out walkin' with yo peeps. Ditto for the bb cap cocked at an angle with the oversized bill. S-T-U-P-I-D.

Do you do everything the magic conch tells you?

CO
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Carfan11791 says:

...
if the magic conch tells me to jump i say "how high" and its a stupid fad, what makes it a fad is that it catches on and people do it, and about me and my adhd i kno. i just cant spell what can i say?i type fast and to hell w/ spelling i get my point across and thats all that matters, i speak better anyway
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patchworkgandalf  Pro User  says:

ah the bb cap thing, must never show stepmum flickr, she could probably out rant tequila (she does the whole commenting embarrassingly out loud in public places, not just typing on the internet) [she's doing it deliberately, isn't she?]
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Malingering  Pro User  says:

BMW750:

You can download the latest version of Mozilla Firefox. It has a built in spell-checker and can catch your spelling errors faster than your ADHD riddled brain can make them. I highly recommend it. I know you think you're getting your point across, but you may want to get a general consensus on that before drawing any more faulty conclusions.
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TheOriginalCaptainObvious says:


thebmw750 says:
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if the magic conch tells me to jump i say "how high" and its a stupid fad, what makes it a fad is that it catches on and people do it, and about me and my adhd i kno. i just cant spell what can i say?i type fast and to hell w/ spelling i get my point across and thats all that matters, i speak better anyway

OK - JUMP!

It's not a "fad", hula-hoops were a fad, micromini's and white boots were a "fad", beehive hairdo's were a "fad". "Stupid" is not a fad. Just like spending $120 on Nikes and then taking the laces out so they flap on your feet isn't a "fad".
The only point you're getting across is that you couldn't care less if people can actually understand what you've attempted to write. If you don't care enough to make sure we know what you mean, then WE don't care enough to converse with you. Get Firefox. It is not only an awesome browser, as Malingering said it has a built-in spellcheck. Check your spelling, grammar, punctuation, and coherence before pressing the "POST COMMENT" button. I'll bet the ONLY one who understands what the hell you're talking about is ballet4play, and THAT isn't saying much at all.

frustrated

CO
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CharlieO'Narley [deleted] says:

It's hard to take anyone seriously who sums up his statement with "so yea..."

BTW, what are the odds that the bmw750 actually owns a BMW 750?
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

It's hard to take anyone seriously who sums up his statement with "so yea..

Heck, I do this all the time. (Now I know. Oh well.)

I like the "magic conch" idea. Does it know about Jesus Clam? (Or am I reading carelessly again.)


i h8 it, it just gives the other races (no offence) another reason to look down on the black race

I only look down (or, well, laugh at) those who actually wear the pants. I suppose there might be people who think that this reflects badly on all black people, but those people are clearly idiots! Or living on Mars. In my neighborhoods I'm more likely to see saggy pants on whites, and the big shirts & saggy shorts on Asians and Hispanics (and some boarders of any race). As near as I can tell, really goofy male fashions are distributed evenly across all ethnicities.
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Carfan11791 says:

thnks Malingering ill install tht on my pc l8er, and CO ok fine its not a fad/trend its whatevr u want it to be and my teachers/profesors understand what i mean (which is what matters) and when im typing important papers that matter i use spell check, but yall try and continue to stop saggers, if u hav a protest in the south ill be there, and no i dont have a 750 my dad does i hav a 1990 300E (which im thinkin about changing my sn to so be on the look out for that) another thing, CO (and everyone else) if u doent kare two konverse waith mee thaen doent feal thee nead two saiye anythiang elsse involing mee itses ass simplie ass thaet.(enjoy those misspellings)(if we keep on going then we may have the most commented picture on flickr)
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

It's just a little hard to read you, is all.

(I like FireFox because it seems to run faster.)
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patchworkgandalf  Pro User  says:

can someone install it for me?
if nothing else I am now going to have to make more clam chowder, just in case!
no one round here is black but they still sag, I don't think they would know/consider/contemplate that it was a black thing. Seems to be "in" with the skateboarders (why would you want to have loose fabric flapping around when there are wheels involved?). At least they only show their underwear (bb photo - ewww, still ewwww)
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TheOriginalCaptainObvious says:


thebmw750 says:
thnks Malingering ill install tht on my pc l8er, and CO ok fine its not a fad/trend its whatevr u want it to be and my teachers/profesors understand what i mean (which is what matters) and when im typing important papers that matter i use spell check, but yall try and continue to stop saggers, if u hav a protest in the south ill be there, and no i dont have a 750 my dad does i hav a 1990 300E (which im thinkin about changing my sn to so be on the look out for that) another thing, CO (and everyone else) if u doent kare two konverse waith mee thaen doent feal thee nead two saiye anythiang elsse involing mee itses ass simplie ass thaet.(enjoy those misspellings)(if we keep on going then we may have the most commented picture on flickr)

I am enjoying the superhuman task of deciphering your gibberish. It is fun to see how many different meanings I can attribute to your horrific posts.
Please make an effort to AT LEAST include some capitalization and punctuation. And for the Jesus Clam's sake, stop with the IM speak. It is another fad/trend/style/stupid thing that makes you look less intelligent.

Spank

CO
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TheOriginalCaptainObvious says:

For TooterMonkey:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsg8CFi8kIc

CO
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Malingering  Pro User  says:

Um, how many of these people are black? I count 2 out of 19.

www.flickr.com/photos/malingering/tags/sham/
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wskrz  Pro User  says:

Goddammit....does Babelfish have an IM to English text translator?
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CharlieO'Narley [deleted] says:

For CO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p34wBwW_Oiw
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TheOriginalCaptainObvious says:

LMAO! I was waiting for the crash.

I wish that I could have found one that was in English, but that particular subject seemed hard to find, and since it was pertinent to the conversation here (at least, it represented how I felt the conversation was going anyway) I thought I'd share.

Gotta love YouTube.

CO
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CharlieO'Narley [deleted] says:

Glad you liked it - I just happened to come across it a few weeks ago and was stoked to find it again so quickly.

PS - Aren't we all just working our asses off on this lovely Friday?
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wskrz  Pro User  says:

Isn't that what The Intarnets were created for? Wasting time? Especially on a Friday afternoon? :-D
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Carfan11791 says:

"I am enjoying the superhuman task of deciphering your gibberish. It is fun to see how many different meanings I can attribute to your horrific posts"

(im on the phone and listing to music srry this will be hard to read)Im glad i think wht u get out of them is funny, and yea i agree about the im talk i use it really to much i hate that i do cause i do it without really paying attention. now if you will excuse me i have to figure what these 5 pages are i have open. and the reason i say black people is because i live in a suburb of atlanta and the skaters sag here sag but its really barely even noticable www.flickr.com/photos/malingering/224572130/ like that (most skaters dont sag here just gangsta/thugs and the wannabes) and that poor poor 750i, if i did tht to my dads car he would piss himself
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Carfan11791 says:

ok now tht i look back at the link i posted in retrospective, tht was a bad exaple but you cant really see anything is the point im trying to get through
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

Just a note--I didn't mean to say you were an idiot. I was trying to say that if people think only black kids wear this, they're not paying attention--but you've pointed out that I'm not paying attention to the fact that it seems like in your region it is mostly black kids.

Er, I don't think that sentence made any sense.

Anyway, apologies if what I wrote looked like I was calling you dumb--I'm sorry, and it's not what I meant to say.

The whole thing seems to be mostly a youth-culture rather than any particular ethnicity...and of course baggy old farts who are not facing up to their terrestrial age. :-) :-S :-)

Hey, are you typing from your phone? (If so you are 'way more patient than I am! And then all of us really should agitate for some interface that translates both directions, since it must be a pain to read full words that way too.)
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Carfan11791 says:

no i wassnt typing this on my phone i was talking on the phone and...
"The whole thing seems to be mostly a youth-culture rather than any particular ethnicity...and of course baggy old farts who are not facing up to their terrestrial age. :-) :-S :-)"
that was a really good way to sum it up, and i didnt think you were calling me an idiot and that sentance made sence to me. anyway, thanks for saying what you said the way you did, unlike campton of-veouis (like the way i respelled ur name i hope, without any caps)

btw 96 comments keep at making this the most commented pic on flickr
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TheOriginalCaptainObvious says:


thebmw750 says:

no i wassnt typing this on my phone i was talking on the phone and...
"The whole thing seems to be mostly a youth-culture rather than any particular ethnicity...and of course baggy old farts who are not facing up to their terrestrial age. :-) :-S :-)"
that was a really good way to sum it up, and i didnt think you were calling me an idiot and that sentance made sence to me. anyway, thanks for saying what you said the way you did, unlike campton of-veouis (like the way i respelled ur name i hope, without any caps)

btw 96 comments keep at making this the most commented pic on flickr

Dude, communication (be it oral or written) is all we have to make ourselves understood. Your ability to excel in this capacity is in serious doubt.
I'm not calling you stupid, or an idiot, or anything else. What I AM asking is that you at least make a FEEBLE attempt at proper sentence structure and spelling. I mean, it's not like English is new to you. Can you at least do that?

BTW, I happen to agree with meowhous (who is SERIOUSLY HAWT).

CO
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Carfan11791 says:

Yeah dude i know what your saying, im just messing with you, i dont mean any harm.
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

Eh, 96 comments is nothing--this one had 107 more than a month ago, and has been notoriously stolen--yes, of course, it's of cats, naked cats, and cats in fetish collars:
-- from Oh Joy! - (?)

Sorry, Flickr is freaking out today, and I can't cope without my Flickr! :)
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Carfan11791 says:

eh.. oh well we can try, and here's a subject for al of you JESUS CLAM, get started :) lol
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CharlieO'Narley [deleted] says:

Another for CO: www.liveleak.com/view?i=550_1179995477
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TheOriginalCaptainObvious says:

That dude can DRIVE! I've never seen anyone do a powerslide in a tank before. That was perfect.

CO
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Tequila&Donuts  Pro User  says:

Oh FULL HOUSE KOREA DRAMA!! .. I am so THERE!
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wskrz  Pro User  says:

Does it involve fights over Kimchee?
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meowhous  Pro User  says:

Someone's account got deleted for spamming, I think.
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wskrz  Pro User  says:

DAMN!
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bbdoyle  Pro User  says:

this is now a sad and lonely grave, a marker of the foolish capriciousness of a fascist Flickr overreacting and succumbing to a Talibanization of the community
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Anon--aMoose! says:

Thank you, Google cache-bot, for not sucking like Flickr.

209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:AyttcUB6nskJ:ww w.flickr.com...

Some deleted stuff here


Ohhh, ohhhh this is a perfect example of what I harass my students about! WHY? Why would you want to do this to your ass? And if you're gonna do the "I'm a gangsta in lockup" look YOU DON'T GET TO KEEP YOUR BELT. It's the rule. BASIC RULE, PEOPLE! YOUR BELT SHOULD NOT BEGIN BELOW YOUR ASS CRACK. I dare someone to defend this.... dare you! Dare... dar... da... d.



Okay, I just have to come back to this. WHY? WHY? Why would you choose to do this? All day long I have students sashaying with their half asses out. I already know you're an ass, I don't need to see half of your real one. And I see at least one half ass a day festooned in Christmas boxers. So there you are, all gansta'd up with your BELT (see above) and Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer ass -- yeah, you bad, you bad, the chicks dig your mis-seasoned half ass.

IDIOT.



How do you even buy jeans like this? Do you try them on? How are they sized? "I want a 34" waist and a 4" inseam." Do you try them on? Would you ever order a bunch and take pictures to see which ones drip down half your ass the best and post them on Flickr?



What if there was some kind of emergency and you needed to run? You'd have to use one hand to hold up your pants - you wouldn't be able to help anyone. "Sorry babe, I'd love to help rescue you but I've gotta hold my pants up because I'm so friggin' stupid I thought this half ass thing was cool. Hope you make it out. Every time I wear the Rudolf boxers, I'll think of you."



And don't give me the "it's just the style" excuse. Just the style - what? And you're just a slave to fashion? You're not capable of saying that this looks ridiculous because some stupid ass rapper is grabbing his crotch, which it's a miracle he could find it in these pants, on MTV2? You're a victim of society? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?



There should be a law that guys that wear jeans in this manner should be whisked off to reeducation camps, retrained and released back into society wearing leotards.... and let me tell you, that would make someone I know very happy -- and you don't want his attention, trust me. Is that what you want droopy pant man? Do you want some pervert forcing you to wear leotards out in public? How about a diaper... a big ol' diaper?



That's it, I can't take it! I JUST WANT TO TACKLE YOU AND SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE CONCRETE OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU'RE BLOODY AND WHIMPERING AND THEN I WANT YOU TO ADMIT YOU LOOK STUPID, JUST FLAT OUT DUMB AND THEN I WANT YOU TO APOLOGISE TO ME FOR FORCING ME TO LOOK AT YOUR HALF ASS AND THEN I WANT YOU TO THANK ME FOR SAVING YOU FROM YOUR OWN STUPIDITY and then I want you to give me a dollar.



I just went out in the hall and snagged some dance team members to come look at your half ass. They're now laughing at your half ass. Is that what you wanted? You thought to yourself when you made this fashion choice "I hope someday there are four really hot 16-18 year old dance team members laughing about my half ass." That was what you were going for?

IDIOT.



You're ruining the world with your pants. We could end war, cure cancer, get Sanjaya voted off if only YOU WOULD PULL UP YOUR PANTS.... but NOOOOOooooo.... you're too cool to completely cover up your ass.



Someone should run up and catch your pants on fire! You wouldn't be able to run and then your belt would melt into your ass cheeks. For the rest of your life you'd have this melted belt scar crossing your ass cheeks like you'd had some kind of accident at a "lifestyle" weekend. Explain that one to your Momma!


Okay, I have to go into a meeting now, Half Ass Man. I can't keep yelling at you. If my mother could figure out how to move the black flashing thingie on her computer you'd be in some trouble. I'd call her and she'd rant at you until you were crying like you were wearing frilly panties instead of Rudolf boxers. She'd make you be sorry your half ass was even born.


I hope you're happy Half Ass Man. I couldn't concentrate in my meeting because of you. I've decided I want you to die. That's right, I went there. I WANT YOU TO DIE. In some accident. I want to hear some da Vinci Veneer'ed, Jonathan Antin (oh like you didn't watch it!) "bangin' hair"'ed news babe say "...experts believe the victim would have survived if it hadn't been for his half ass pants." That's what I want! Right there. And then all of your half ass pant wearing friends could cry and pour beer all over your grave and in tribute to you PULL UP THEIR PANTS.


"Boy kids these days are just saying they're open to a surprise well-hel-LO-sailor."

No they're not! Boy kids wear eight pairs of boxers underneath these pants. It's like a Russian stacking doll of underwear. There's no excuse and they should all die.



Here I've brought more people into my office to look at your half-ass.

Jeanne says:
Oh dear. That doesn't look good.

Darlene says: No one should ever know you have on Opie underwear.

Kelly says: Kids and their fashions. We did things like this to drive our parents crazy too.

WHAT, WHAT? Just a mo' -- I threw her out of my office. Kelly is dead to me. Good luck with that whole "I need you to write a referral for my students" thing Kelly.

Julia says: I wouldn't walk around with a man like that.

(btw: Julia is beautiful - so you just missed out Half Assed Man).

Joe says: Shouldn't you be working Deven? I'm a guy, I don't look at boys' butts. I want girls to start walking around with half asses or even full asses.

(btw: Joe's a vice principal and is going to get fired for that comment so if he doesn't want that to happen he better back off from that "Deven get to work" thing.)


Not if we shoot them on site celticman. That's right I'M GONNA ENFORCE THE DRESS CODE HARDCORE. I'm making posters right now.
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agitprop  Pro User  says:

Technology triumphs over tyranny!
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Tequila&Donuts  Pro User  says:

As a now registered sex offender, I thank you.
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Carfan11791 says:

"this is now a sad and lonely grave, a marker of the foolish capriciousness of a fascist Flickr overreacting and succumbing to a Talibanization of the community "

See, I found that funny... even though I didn't understand it, I'm just cool like that, and you all seemed to take it pretty seriously... DO YOU HAVE NO LIFE? CAN YOU NOT LAUGH AT YOUR OVERREACTIONS OR YOURSELVES?!?!?!?! I MEAN COME ON JESUS CLAM!!!!




ha ha ha....
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bbdoyle  Pro User  says:

carfan doesn't have any photos available to you = troll
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Tequila&Donuts  Pro User  says:

::insert sexually perverted flashing sparkly huge gif here::
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bbdoyle  Pro User  says:

stop it Tequila, you're going to tittilate Heather into another over the top response
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Chatdurouge says:

Question: Did just the comments disappear? Did the notes go untouched? What about tags added?

Perhaps I no longer need to waste my time making comments but notes instead, at least those might survive the deletebot.
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Carfan11791 says:

"this is now a sad and lonely grave, a marker of the foolish capriciousness of a fascist Flickr overreacting and succumbing to a Talibanization of the community"

Well, I found that slightly funny, even though I didn't quite understand it, nor what followed, because I'm just cool like that, but, you people take things to seriously, CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE?!?!?! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU'RE TAKING THINGS WAY TO SERIOUSLY?!?!?! I MEAN JESUS CLAM, YOU NEED JESUS!!!!!!!!




ha...ha...
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Tequila&Donuts  Pro User  says:

Chatdurouge, it seems like my notes on all photos stayed.
Carfan, do you just want acknowlegement? WE SEE YOUR COMMENT. YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL AND VERY FUNNY.

::insert large spinning eyeball gif here::
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norcal diver down says:

T&D Please give me a pointer to get some animated gifs like the spinning eyeball above, I think they are so cool! :-) (sarcasm)

-NDD
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Carfan11791 says:

TequliaAndDonuts, YES I DO, I LOVE YOUR COMMENTS, you always make me laugh when im having a bad day, I bet alot of people like you : ) (belive it or not, no sarcasm)
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Carfan11791 says:

Also, I didnt mean to almost but the same thing twice, I thought it didn't post the first time, I'm sorry, and to bbdoyle, yes i have no photos, but im slowly working on it, (notice i figured out how to change my name? :D, dont you all love smileys?)
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Jeansmen (ex wetjeans.ru) says:

Welcome to www.wetjeans.ru/new/sessions/ there some NEw and OLD pics & vids ! :)
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hortulus says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Men together, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
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