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Stupid Hummer

is this what he did to afford this vehicle?
Stupid Hummer by Malingering.
I risked life and limb for this. The guy in the Hummer was about to back out and I felt certain if he saw me taking this he would have run right over me because we all know people who drive Hummers have no brains and no feelings and are generally antisocial. But I took it anyway, for the good of humanity. It's so nice being queen of the world. 
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dann :* says:

so big... :D
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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LightStamp  Pro User  says:

I know....i've often thought of documenting this period of excess in America - like recording the fact the dinosaurs existed you know. And they only took up two compact car parking places!!
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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bpende  Pro User  says:

But it's, what an H3... that's a compact Hummer, right? After all, he bought the big car, he should be able to park wherever he wants... stupid frickin'....

It's shots like this that make me question my safety driving my Honda Insight around... granted, in Jersey, but the Hummer drivers are no smarter over here than they are by you.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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Septemris says:

The symbol of consumerism if there is one.

I salute you for taking a pic of this stupid jerk. Can it be submited to FUH2.com even if it's a H3?
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

TheSaxMan [deleted] says:

I agree the guys an ass for parking in a compact space. However, last I checked, he can buy whatever the Hell he wants. The real poseurs are the BMW 3 series owners.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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meowhous  Pro User  says:

I thought the real poseurs were those people in Volkwagen ads...
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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monkeyjunkie  Pro User  says:

SaxMan, I don't care about poseurs. It's asshats in giant vehicles that scare me.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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meowhous  Pro User  says:

Perhaps we can all be happy that this giant asshatmobile is safely parked, and not careening down the highway, squashing lesser beings.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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TheDamnMushroom  Pro User  says:

"Compact" should be a command... haul this off, put it in the crusher.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

TheSaxMan [deleted] says:

Monkeyjunkie, just what do you consider "giant?" I have a Honda Pilot. Is that giant? I also have a Volvo V40. How about that one, is it giant. Why do you get to decide?

People can buy and drive whatever they want. it's their money. When they start doing stupid stuff, like taking up two compact spaces and driving like they have a sports car, that's when you should get your dander up. It's not the car, it's the person.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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cmrowell  Pro User  says:

The sad thing is that these are very capable off road vehicles. But, I have to hate them because hardly anyone buys them for that reason. Being able to buy whatever we want isn't always good for us.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

TheSaxMan [deleted] says:

Well said, cmrowell.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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dann :* says:

they found the car someone has stolen me two days ago!!!!
yeeeeeeeeeee :)
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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thomsc says:

As a Londoner... not always a good start to a sentence, but anyway, as a resident of London - these things are a damn menace.

Chelsea Tractors we call them. WAY too big for the ancient and narrow roads of our fair city, they would be great in the countryside but they never get anywhere near a muddy lane or winding hill road.

Just to school with Portia and Tarquin and to clog up the already too busy roads with a wide, unparkable behemoth.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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monkeyjunkie  Pro User  says:

SaxMan, reading over my comment again I think you misunderstood me. What I meant is that it's asshats who drive large vehicles that bother me, not that every owner of a large vehicle is an asshat. There are also small-car drivers who are complete asshats.

I drive a Nissan Murano, which is a hybrid SUV, and I love it. I don't default to hating SUVs just because they're SUVs. I do dislike the whole line of civilian Hummers though. I also dislike Suburbans and the other vehicles of those sizes. But, if you want a specific cut-off point, I'd say an SUV with a gross vehicle weight rating of more than 6,000 pounds is large, since that's the dividing line between light and heavy trucks. From a Slate article: "...the Clean Air Act defines "heavy duty vehicle" as a truck with a gross vehicle weight "in excess of six thousand pounds.""
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

The Goth-served [deleted] says:

meowhous: "asshatmobile"? You fucking rule. =)
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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jettafer180 says:

I agree with you about Hummer owners...
Check this out:
www.flickr.com/photos/jettafer/200272650/
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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megadupek  Pro User  says:

Perfect car for crowded Chinese urban areas ;)
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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