Christmas has really lost it's lustre for me. The one thing about it that still makes me beam from ear to ear is seeing Santa. Yeah, go ahead and laugh. I know he's real.
And also that I am made of light. Why did I wear white again? I should know better. Seventeen years of applying foundation by the bucket so I wouldn't look like a ghost on stage says I should know better.
Cheesus, I look like a good candidate for Awkward Family Photos.