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Demetri Martin
"I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs."
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Demetri Martin
"I like parties, but I don't like pinatas. Because the pinata promotes violence...
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Demetri Martin
"If I had to describe a banana, I would use the words delicious and challenging."
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Demetri Martin
"I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision...
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Demetri Martin
"My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork."
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Demetri Martin
"If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time...
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Demetri Martin
"Whenever I try to spell banana, it makes me feel stupid. Cause I don't know when to end it....
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Demetri Martin
"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'"
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Demetri Martin
"People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find...
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Demetri Martin
"I have a jar at home, and I put pennies in it whenever I curse. The other day I spilled the jar. I owe it about $25."
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David Cross
hahaha. Try to keep a straight face at this picture. YOU CAN'T.
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David Cross
David Cross
David Cross
David Cross
As Tobias Funke, Analrapist (Analyst/Therapist), on Arrested Development. Love him and his awkward self.
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