1. 3pm: not long after we arrive, justin is already well inebriated
2. 6pm: justin has gone from drunk to sexy/wasted, making him irresistible to women
3. 730pm: proof of his irresistibility
4 750pm: unfortunately, having used up all his energy in #3, justin now lies sapped of all strength
5. 756pm: exhaustive tests by yr. correspondent prove the current, sad, unconcious state of affairs
6. 803pm: Sam confirms the hypothesis of yr. correspondent, namely that justin is, in the parlance of our times, "knocked the fuck out"
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JAMIE X has moved 82 months ago | reply
simply epic.
tommy.rousse 82 months ago | reply
Your pictures really bum me out because the mirror in my 680 slipped and then my mom shattered it by slamming it closed. Keep rocking that fragile piece of plastic, sir.
darcey kimiko 82 months ago | reply
great detective work. youre hired.
Lou O' Bedlam 82 months ago | reply
-thanks, jamie.
-your story brings sadness to my heart, tommy. i hope you have cut your mom out of your life, a destroyer like that has no place near cameras.
-darcey, i'll take the job. when do i start?
heatherrr819 52 months ago | reply
hahaha, this really made my day.