1. 3pm: not long after we arrive, justin is already well inebriated
2. 6pm: justin has gone from drunk to sexy/wasted, making him irresistible to women
3. 730pm: proof of his irresistibility
4 750pm: unfortunately, having used up all his energy in #3, justin now lies sapped of all strength
5. 756pm: exhaustive tests by yr. correspondent prove the current, sad, unconcious state of affairs
6. 803pm: Sam confirms the hypothesis of yr. correspondent, namely that justin is, in the parlance of our times, "knocked the fuck out"