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Detonation device hidden here
yeah, these are the eyes of a violent man
The beard always looks like terrorist! Believe me! ^^
Cat Stevens
Plans to blow up a bridge or pier type structure. The evidence is stacking up against you for sure.
for me you look like a clown...
Beautiful beard... Everything to see here... Don't hurry along!
do i look like a terrorist? by lomokev.
Do i look like a terrorist to you? Apparently one commuter thought I did so much he reported me to the British transport police for "looking and acting suspicious". Upon exiting Paddington Station I was followed by the police. PC 3957 ran in front of my cycle and told me that I was being stopped under Section 44 of the Anti Terrorism Act of 2000. PC 3957 told me of the concerns of the commuter, he had told PC 3957 that I was wearing combat shorts and a miniature silver grenade on my necklace which is clearly the must have fashion accessory for all would be terrorist, anyway, after a quick search he was satisfied that I was not a threat to national security and let me off a 30 day jail term without trial. Anyway, I know rights and asked for the receipt for the search, it makes classic reading. I have posted it to to my stream, check it out. my favourite bit is in description "OTHER:BIG BROWN BEARD"

The day will come when the British establishment will regret the day they let lomokev slip through their fingers! 
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Chris Matta  Pro User  says:

Good god. Imagine if your skin were just a little on the brown side? You'd never get anywhere!
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betsymartian  Pro User  says:

bloody londoners, eh?
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sgoralnick  Pro User  says:

what? they let you off that easy?? i guess you didn't have a camera with you, because those things are the tools of terrorists.
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Soupflower  Pro User  says:

yeah, you look suspicious. haha. now that's some really weird story.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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jason.l.ryan  Pro User  says:

hehe and wtf! - that is the funniest (and scariest) thing i have heard all day. unbelievable.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Tin Green  Pro User  says:

Men with big black beards are potential terrorists... that's a well known fact, the big brown beards, everybody knows, are the good guys.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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dogseat  Pro User  says:

Tell the Establishment about this!
www.handlebarclub.co.uk/wbmchomef.html
(i might be there)
(as a contestant)
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Clive Andrews  Pro User  says:

Terrorists ALL ride Bromptons. FACT.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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James Dodd  Pro User  says:

I reckon its a conspiracy from the american beard team to job you of any chance of winning in the championships! (presuming your entering of course... then again they could be doing it to everyone with a beard just incase??? bastards!!)
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wotanseyepatch  Pro User  says:

Hi Kev,

I got hit on for similar reasons at Brighton Station only two months ago!

Photography of Parking Ticket Dispensing machine was tantamount to a terrorist operation!

PC Plod let me go after issuing me with the same pink ticket - they obviously think being armed with a Lomo makes you v-e-r-y suspicious!!

As a friend of mine succinctly said after the event:

"The terrorists are not, as we know, stupid. The security forces manage to be both stupid and dangerous."


Watch out!
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federicoruiz  Pro User  says:

: your lomo fisheye is very, very dangerous . yeah .
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Joshua Mauldin  Pro User  says:

Totally. The brown beard is a huge giveaway ;)
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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gillianleigh  Pro User  says:

omg, brilliant. that cop must feel like such an ass!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

andyhewittlock [deleted] says:

Acting suspiciously? What, were you playing with plasticine, bits of wire and an alarm clock?
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Omeyisland  Pro User  says:

your beard it's a dead give away, they learn that in bobby school
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Synaptic Impulse  Pro User  says:

It says your intimate parts were not exposed, by which we can deduce that the member of the public is not aware of your hobbies.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Lastexit  Pro User  says:

wow, what bullshit
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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owenbooth says:

Nice one mate, but I'm way ahead of you: they've nabbed me FOUR times!

Here was the first:

www.flickr.com/photos/owenbooth/75630626/
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Presty says:

Unbelievable. What were you doing that was suspicious?

Were you pacing up and down the platform, sweating, chanting God is Great, death to the infadels?

Other than that, I cant think of anything else that might justify calling the police.
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DJ Bass  Pro User  says:

ZZ top fans need keeping an eye on!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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vision63  Pro User  says:

Well let me be a part of the outrage! That's very sad.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Chris Brazier says:

Fuck me! i'm having a shave right now!!!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Bushery  Pro User  says:

ha ha, you must admit it's a dangerous looking beard.
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Mad_T  Pro User  says:

yes.
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M0rph3u  Pro User  says:

I really can't believe this...
These guys don't understand beard fashion...

Well, at least you didn't got shot like that brazillian guy, 2 years ago... :S
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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parrita says:

hahaha, incredible!!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Ikayama  Pro User  says:

Yeah dude that beard gives off danger vibes! But damn I thought shit like that would happen in America not with tit head British police!
Fuck that commuter for stereotyping/profiling you! He wouldn't know a terrorist if he saw one! They usually try to blend in with the normal crowd
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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edscoble  Pro User  says:

The only person we can ask is the bloody commuter who 'reported' him, it wouldn't had happen if that person didn't bloody exist.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Camera Capers says:

are we living in messed up times or what???
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Adam_Wood  Pro User  says:

Oh lordy, that's so tragic I just have to laugh.

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kagey_b says:

I feel it needs to be pointed out that the police thought he was a burglar a couple of weeks ago when he broke into his own flat (resulting in the police storming his flat). Kevin seems to attract the police lately. He needs to be careful or that prick Sting will be knocking on his door next week.

From now on I am going to be tipping the police off wherever he goes until the cavity search has been conducted.
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edscoble  Pro User  says:

what happen to him at the airport?
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solamore  Pro User  says:

I can't really believe this!
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Mac...  Pro User  says:

That'll be that beard of doom on your face.

I don't know why you don't shave it off but keep it as a 'beard-wig'. Then, when you do get stopped by the rozzers, you can whip it off and say "See, I'm totally harmless".
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octiliniu [deleted] says:

I, too have a big (ok, not SO big) brown beard, but I only wear it at home. Never in the tube. Kept me out of any trouble so far.
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bobby stokes  Pro User  says:

first i thought it was funny, but then.......
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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velvetair  Pro User  says:

we smile......you look so cuddly and soft, now see where that beards' got you.....a kafkaesque scenario.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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F90X  Pro User  says:

Did he search your beard? You could hide a pistola in that thing. Man, he should be sacked for not checking for weapons of mass destruction in your fuzz.
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pstarr  Pro User  says:

good thing you didn't have to take a spelling test. they'd have arrested you for sure. although your spelling seems to have miraculously improved lately.
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pstarr  Pro User  says:

and yes, you most definitely look like a terrorist.
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dubstyle  Pro User  says:

congratulations.
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Char Mae says:

You have got to fucking be kidding!!! I'd be pissed..... just average build?
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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LugoLounge  Pro User  says:

30 day jail term without trial?
thats crazy
if you were in the state you would be saying
"let me off a trip to guantomino"
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ollee says:

jesus chris...that's fucking ridiculous!!!
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ollee says:

p.s. you do look a little bit like a terrorist
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SlapAyoda  Pro User  says:

Terrible!
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potato potato  Pro User  says:

yes, you do look like a terrorist. potato potato is on the no fly list so they always hold me up until they realise i am not the potato in question. they told me, "don't bother trying to get off it because you will be back on it two weeks later." cool!
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malcog  Pro User  says:

Well, you could be hiding a small infantry battalion in that beard, so the authorities are quite right to be suspicious.
I advise Cogs BeardBeGone for any future run-ins with the Gaulieters of BritTranPol (BeardBeGone is fully approved to remove any talibanic influences from facial hair exceptions are Branson Beards and any facial hair influenced by rather irritating game show hosts)
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sharwest  Pro User  says:

jesus! you're like the LAST person i would say was a terrorist?! bloody idiots.
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* andrew  Pro User  says:

oh no!
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dominiqueb  Pro User  says:

whoah. that is intense. thanks for sharing it. UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - esp.this bit : "let me off a 30 day jail term without trial."

i am appalled.
(where can i get my own silver grenade neck - laaaace?)
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mymsie  Pro User  says:

you're pretty frightening, but...a terrorist? you look nothing like one...If you need some reference on what one DOES look like...


P11664-22a
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lomokev  Pro User  says:

fuck you to bush
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traceytakesphotos  Pro User  says:

Trying to define what a terrorist looks like, is like asking me to define what a gay person looks like. It's like looking for the criminal with the black and white striped jumpsuit, eye mask, bag with a dollar sign on it and a hook for a hand. Totally ridiculous.
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Jayel Aheram  Pro User  says:

Saddam Hussein used to hide in your beard.

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lomokev  Pro User  says:

pstarr well this post was spell checked buy kagey_b and he was also the one to took the photo

potato potato how did you end up on dominiqueb the no fly list?

dominiqueb "where can i get my own silver grenade neck - laaaace?" from rockcakes she makes them
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Paul Russell99  Pro User  says:

Questioning people for photographing parking ticket machines and possessing beards. What sort of country are we living in?
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DragonDrop  Pro User  says:

Ha! That's funny. Big brown beard prejudice in this day and age. Tisk. I don't know. I think all members of flickr should unite and grow big brown beards in protest. Especially the women.
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neilclive says:

YES!
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smokingcow says:

I only reported you because i thought you'd appreciate a rubber gloved hand up your ass! Sorry!
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SteveMcN  Pro User  says:

Didn't the 9-11 hi-jackers shave before their act of terrorism? If you wanted to take covert photos, wouldn't you use a cellphone? My beard has had me stopped by security for looking like a vagrant and shouted at in the street for looking like Father Christmas... time to stop and think, what has your beard done for you today?
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Leahcim  Pro User  says:

Glad you managed to keep your sense of humour over it! I'm glad!
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Guy Geva [deleted] says:

u look cute! and yes u do lokk like terrorist abite :)
and I have the same 10 years ago it was fanny in a way :)
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loveacts  Pro User  says:

Men (and some women, why not?) should start to wear big, scary but sexy beards as a protest against this cases of sillyness and ignorance.
And they should have notice in the first place that you look a lot more like en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matisyahu
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dlemieux  Pro User  says:

are you fucking kidding me?? they will rue the day they let you go!!
i want a silver grenade necklace too.....dope.
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P!ndaro  Pro User  says:

Good thing they did not see that naked picture of you from the burning man gig. otherwise you'd be grounded.
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sucka74  Pro User  says:

Build: Average.

Gutted.
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Marco "Click Click Click" Scagnelli says:

taliban taliban
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Marco "Click Click Click" Scagnelli says:

I reckon you should platt your beard in to 3 skin the head hair and then get your self a hells angel biker leather waistcoat : and then you can get done for being a biker
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Alan Hudson Photography  Pro User  says:

LOl. Hilarious!
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mrs presty says:

brilliant story. id love it if that person who reported you finds you on flickr & realises what they've done. how stupid would they feel. bet they thought they were being really 'vigilant' too & protecting the country. just goes to show how wrong stereo types can be. this really does tickle me...
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[ aboring ]  Pro User  says:

Ya. You kinda look like a terrorist. Stereotypically. This is classic. I love the silver grenade necklace charm.
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Rajiv Ashrafi  Pro User  says:

That's a scary thought. If you were an Asian, especially South-eastern, then I highly doubt you'd be posting your experiences here...

The world has gone crazy!
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mattwillsonfire [deleted] says:

i'm still not convinced you are not a threat
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jon madison  Pro User  says:

man

you are a plagarist and a terrorist!

j.

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World of Oddy  Pro User  says:

Hilarious, but also disturbing and depressing. What a fucked up country we live in.
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::sarah::  Pro User  says:

Nah, you don't look like a terrorist...but you do have adorable beard ;-)
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jon madison  Pro User  says:

it looks like everybody & they momma has seen it but what the heck:

digg.com/world_news/man_with_BIG_BROWN_BEARD_ suspected_of...
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smokingcow says:

Haha, nice one posting the digg submission - dugg!

lomokev will take over the world! :)
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iluvpepero  Pro User  says:

that's outrageous! i've been to the paddington station too. so if you were leaving the edgeware station you would've just blended right in with no incident? are you going to *sue* them? if you were in the states you'd win millions for being *racially* profiled and harassed.
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iluvpepero  Pro User  says:

btw, you should submit this shot to the *dmu* pool since it's *beard* day! ;-)
someone has *borrowed* your beard. wonder if they will be accused of being a *terrorist* too. ;-)
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phoneyman [deleted] says:

Man, the UK is t3h suck.

Pierre
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Jackie S says:

Flipping heck! O_o
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OLD! (NEW! http://flickr.com/codooautin) says:

That Brits handwriting is fucking pesh.

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[kren]  Pro User  says:

Kev Bin Lomo
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oldredhat  Pro User  says:

This is your best line, "which is clearly the must have fashion accessory for all would be terrorist". I am sorry for your grief, but thank you for the good laugh. Be careful how you accesorize from now on!
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♥ shhexycorin ♥  Pro User  says:

you should be in prison... imagine all the people dying to bumsex you there
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photorelativity  Pro User  says:

That'll teach you to have the wrong kind of facial hair.
Wouldn't you love to meet the one who called the police?
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knautia  Pro User  says:

but is the reason you haven't posted any pictures for 2 days because you're languishing in jail?
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Fruttadi  Pro User  says:

No! Sir you are my universal brother .
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Eleventh Earl of Mar  Pro User  says:

Wholly shit, man. I would never have believed this would happen under a Labour government. The world has been turned on its head.
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OLD! (NEW! http://flickr.com/codooautin) says:

We now know the terrorist's have won.

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StillWaiting  Pro User  says:

welcome to the new world.. the post 9/11 world that is.. what happened to u my friend, has become the norm.. it's a shame..
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Modest and Jill  Pro User  says:

Oh wow... Sad commentary on our world today.
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illtillwillkillbill  Pro User  says:

Sad, but true. And still pretty amusing, I had one of those insidents as well - after Sep 11. Too bad I didn't ask for a search receipt.
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apolide  Pro User  says:

from a strictly style (Italian) point of view you really should cut that ugly beard... and that's nothing to do with terrorism ;-))

on the other side a police should carefully look those eyes... and it makes me laugh... because it's crystal clear you perhaps never will kill even an ant ;-))

however... if we put a turbant and black eyeglasses...
may someone please photoshop him like a terrorist ? I want to laugh a bit more, ha ha ha !

ciao
have a good weekend (fresh without beard...)
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Su℮ ❥ says:

The police must have a deal with a razor blade company, they must be losing business.

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styler*  Pro User  says:

clearly you need to try harder next time
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Laura Mary  Pro User  says:

Love you Kev!!

That's something to be super proud of.
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Love Of Carnage! says:

fucking hell!!!!!!
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