Flickr: LokoTripper's Photostream

If I was Jesus . . .

Today I was approached by this guy asking for money , Believe me when I say that he was @ least 10 years younger than me and for what I could see in a better physical condition , so after I told him to fuck off and get a fuckin Job he told me to remember what would Jesus do

So you know me and I started thinking , and this song came to mind , so of course I had to made a photo to go along with the theme , so here it is , yeah . . .

If I Was Jesus, I’d have some real long hair , A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I’d wear , I’d be the guy at the party , turnin’ water to wine , Yeah me and my disciples , we’d have a real good time.

I’d have some friends that were poor , I’d run around with the wrong crowd , man I’d never be bored , Then I’d heal me a blind man , get myself crucified By politicians and preachers , who got somethin’ to hide , If I Was Jesus , I’d come back from the dead And yeah I think I’d walk on some water , just to fuck with your head . . . I will know everything including your dark little secrets

And I’d look you right in the face And I’d tell you I love you , with Amazing Grace , and I’d lay my life down for you & I show you who’s the boss , yeah . . . If I was Jesus

*
Please do not forget to hit "LIke" on my FB page : jlazzarophotography

**

Strobist info :

Vivitar 285 1/1 Naked - pointing to ceiling 3ft from subject , subjects 12 ó clock
SB800 1/4 - 33" White Umbrella , 4ft from subject (camera Left) , 6ft high , subject 9 ó clock
SB800 1/4 - 33" White Umbrella , 4ft from subject (camera right) , 6ft high , subject 3 ó clock
Sigma 18-50 f/2.8 @ 32mm f/8
Nikon D300 : ISO 200 - 1/125

Uploaded on Jan 25, 2012

1 note / 22 comments

Copy This . . .

So one of my contacts sents me an Email saying that there is this fuckin bitch on my town doing a 365 and that she is doing shots like the ones I did , I figure good for her , but then he calls me and says you have got to see this photo . . . long story short this bitch is doing exactly what I do , what the fuck ??

I mean it's OK to get ideas and even ask what ever you want , but do not fuckin copy me , or @ least put some fuckin effort into it you know what I mean ?? something that will make it a "bit" different or something , not just do exactly what I have done or what I have shot

And when I say copying I mean copying , she is doing the same poses , the same kind of shots , fuck she even tried to emulate my shots with Light in my hand and my camera , and to top it of she is even putting lettering in her photos like I do , in English and she doesn't even spell the words correctly , much less know how to answer properly in English , worst part is this bitch used to be a "friend" and suddenly she stopped talking to me and stopped commenting on my shit , fuck who lame can one get

*
Please do not forget to hit "LIke" on my FB page : jlazzarophotography

**

Strobist info :

SB800 1/4 - Beauty dish 16" 4ft from subject (camera Right) 7ft high , subjects 6 ó clock
SB800 1/32 - Naked , 1ft from subject (camera Right) 5ft high , subject 10 ó clock

Sigma 18-50 f/2.8 @ 26mm f/5.6
Nikon D300 : ISO 200 - 1/125

Uploaded on Jan 11, 2012

1 note / 62 comments