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Pregnant Barbie

Pregnant Barbie by lisascenic.
She has a painted-on wedding ring, as well as those undies.

The belly is magnetic. 

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NoNo Joe  Pro User  says:

now the problem I have with this is: the baby is magnetic? and the ring is painted on?

I wish she had twins and had a mommy butt. at least!
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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encouragement  Pro User  says:

LIsa! This is hilarious. Three things (at least)! 1. Are you sure that her head is facing the right direction in the picture on the right?, 2. Good to see that the precious little baby is not coming out breach! an 3. This teaches kids that mommy has to have plastic surgery to get the baby out! LOL!
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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jocieposse (aka skid ho)  Pro User  says:

i wonder if they make a college barbie... or even a high school graduate barbie.
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

H.Wright [deleted] says:

This is VERY disturbing to me on many levels.

What kind of message are we trying to promote here?

politically charged input not appropriate for this comment, but suffice to say it is very disturbing.
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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lisascenic  Pro User  says:

I'm just photographing....

But, yes, I find this particularly disturbing, too.

The actual facts of life may prove to be a harsh contrast to the Magnetic Belly Childbirth Method!

I didn't get the photos of Barbie's parents that came in this set. Mom wears flats (unlike Barbie who sports high heels during childbirth) and has a cute short hairdo, Dad is almost as buff as Ken, but has the slightest hint of love handles. Hilarious.

And Poor Ken. He's so marginalized. He never gets a job or a family. He's just there to love on Barbie.
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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Sheena 2.0™  Pro User  says:

I find the green tree thing that is grasping (?) them disturbing....
WTF is the green thing?
And the baby is (?) wearing clothing!
I am so confused...
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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lisascenic  Pro User  says:

The green thing was my fleecy glove. I took these photos by stealth, while everyone was busily putting on their coats. Nobody in the family had the same opinions on the toy as I, so I took this picture when nobody was paying attention.

Yeah...Babies come out with clothes on. Who knew? I'm clearly pretty backwards when it comes to the finer details of human reproduction.
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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jocieposse (aka skid ho)  Pro User  says:

"high heels during childbirth"

hehehehehe... ok, i have to fave this. it makes me giggle every time i look at it. barbie is SO ridiculous.
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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Isabel Ginsberg  Pro User  says:

Wow.! She'd be great for my Creepy Doll collection! ha!
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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dr.snitch  Pro User  says:

I wish my belly was a magnet...
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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Sheena 2.0™  Pro User  says:

I’m sorry - I didn’t realize that I was suppose to NOT see the stealth hand. Give me a second to focus on this.....

* thirty seven seconds go by *

Wow, I can’t see the hand anymore. How did you do that?

So you have a green suit that you put on and it makes you invisible. Sort of like a Harry Potter invisible cape thing. I find that to be very interesting. I can see how this would be of concern to your family - you know if you go out in the stealth suit and try to cross the street, but the cars don’t see you because you are invisible.

Question: Since the baby is MADE IN CHINA does it get automatic Chinese citizenship?

dr snitch: The magnetic belly comment can be misunderstood. It depends on the polarity, you know what you want to attract or repel - the minus and plus thing. What do you want to attract to your belly (or is it repel from) and is that not a good question to ask?
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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lisascenic  Pro User  says:

Uh....what I meant is that I took that photo when nobody at Barbie's house was looking, so I didn't have time to even take off my gloves.

No attempt at invisibility on those glove.

You're hilarious, sheena1chi
Posted 43 months ago. ( permalink )

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Sheena 2.0™  Pro User  says:

I'm sorry, I need further clarification:
So only the people in Barbie's house CAN NOT see you when you are in your stealth green suit, other people CAN see you?

I'm working on putting together a joint-venture - one involving you (and your suit), me (and whatever skillsets I can contribute) and withdrawing large amounts of other people's money from local savings-and-loans, so I really need to be VERY CLEAR on this point.

That reminds me - is your suit bullet-proof? It doesn't have to be, but that feature could be useful.

Does this have anything to do with the bluegreen-screen magic they use when they show the weather-forecast on TV? Is it the same technology?

I think they did a documentary on this a while ago - it was called the X-Files or something like that. Were you involved with that?

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dr.snitch, are you a OB/GYN by any chance? Perhaps you can give us some insight into why this baby is wearing clothing. I am still somewhat confused.
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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dr.snitch  Pro User  says:

I've dabbled in that field, (not as a legal profession). The clothing on this almost new born is definitely a miracle!!! I wonder if Jesus was born with clothes on???
;)
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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lisascenic  Pro User  says:

you guys crack me up!
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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bebeting  Pro User  says:

Wow. I don't even know what to say. Very interesting. I knew there was pregnant Barbie out there somewhere - and imagined the funny consequences it would bring. I now that I've seen it - well, :oD hilarious! Great pic!
Posted 42 months ago. ( permalink )

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Glenda GlitaGrrl  Pro User  says:

yeah there were many college graduate barbies, and dr and vet and nurse and astronaut barbie...
to go with the theme there was also an X files Barbie!
(maybe this is what happened to poor Scully??)

I always wondered how they did the belly thing and now the mystery is solved!! yayee! I also wondered why there were no blonde barbies that got pregnant and got a very long explanation...
Barbie isn't married but this redhead one is! (her name is Midge!)
a long time ago in the 60s Midge married Allan and dissapeared then in the early 00s she reappeared and was pregnant after 30 years of marriage!! Mattel is so weird, the whole Midge dissapearance sounds like another X-file!
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

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Mobber says:

LMAO!!!!!
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

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echanza says:

I'm interested in using this photograph in an article, how do I contact you?
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

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s t e p h e r  Pro User  says:

Omzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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rosethistleartworks  Pro User  says:

whoa
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

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lilcals says:

This is awesome. I love her nonchalant expression. And the fact that she never wore undies before she got pregnant, but now..
Posted 9 months ago. ( permalink )

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dollhouse104211 says:

so cute i want her im only 11
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Leesa9 says:

All I have to say is that this Barbie is Disturbing and Psychotic!!!
I used to work in an early childhood center and the children were talking about wanting to be just like Barbie, even the pregnant one!!! So I went out to stores like a madwoman to see what this barbie looked like, but couldn't find it anywhere...UNTIL... I went to a Doll show, and there she was this precious PREGNANT Barbie!! It was pulled from Walmart the lady said, and she charged me 15.00 bucks for this monstrocity!! lol..I still have her in the box and never took it out!! I think its sick!! I was lmoa when someone said the belly is magnetic and can be taken off and on, and that she has a wedding ring permanently painted on her finger!! OMG, What a message Barbie is sending to the little girls of today!! SICK!!! BTW.. Does anyone know if this doll is worth money or will be in the future???? lol
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