I got to ride the fun taxi with the blinky lights on top

Before you panic, everything's just fine. I managed to fuck myself up but good playing streethockey on Sunday. It was raining and slick as shit and there I was running down-court with a nice breakaway. Next thing I know I'm flying through the air and landed with my entire body weight right on my ribs on the left (WITH my left elbow tucked underneath me). It hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER. Basically though nothing's broken, but my ribs are bruised to shit so fun things like breathing or coughing or sitting up or lying in bed = no fun at all. oh and my arm is road-rashed to shit. But hey, coulda been worse!