It was burger night again - I couldn't resist. This thing was really too tall to get in my mouth, and I have a huge ogrish maw. Eating it was a bit of work.
The Supermercado on the corner had an amazing deal on fresh pineapple - I bought and butchered a whole pineapple for those two slices. Note: grilling fresh pineapple takes a lot longer than grilling canned pineapple - it also tends to produce a fair amount of juice that you've got to get out of the pan to really get good carmelization.
The only really notable detail of this burger beyond the pineapple thing is that I got indecisive and it has both fried yellow onions and sliced red onion on it. Lastly, I'm in agreement with this LA Times article - fertile eggs really do make a better fried egg.
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marcel patti~ 63 months ago | reply
oh honney.... you are so very sexy an tall
you make me oh so hungry by staring at you for hours and hours and hours. you are everything i wanted.
pandababa 62 months ago | reply
low carbohydrate diet
Krappalicious 61 months ago | reply
oh ok so this is NOT a cake
ashxc 61 months ago | reply
After all that, this burger lacks cheese!??!?! Hilarious!!
Marshall Astor - Food Fetishist 61 months ago | reply
I'm massively lactose intolerant. I never got into the habit of eating cheeseburgers as a kid, and I don't really like cheese on my hamburgers, unless it's something fun like gruyere or gouda.
ashxc 61 months ago | reply
Oh, I read that you were lactose intolerant. It's just funny to see you've got your own personal smörgåsbord in between those buns and to realize after all that there's no cheese, which is like the default for a burger.
Sebastian B-B 58 months ago | reply
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Tater Tots, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Hot Pepper Dave 57 months ago | reply
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Comfort Food, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
awayduluah 55 months ago | reply
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called For The Love of Bread, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Spirited_Away14 53 months ago | reply
Ewww!!! A glob of fat shoved between two buns. xDD
I'm a vegetarian. So for me...That's be a veggie burger. xD
lead.salad 52 months ago | reply
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Burgin', and we'd love to have this added to the group!
gibblesnix 52 months ago | reply
oh my...wow
Lancastrian 52 months ago | reply
That is almost erotic. Wow.
CourtneyGreen92 47 months ago | reply
oh wow, this looks fablously amazingly good! =D
scottysauce 47 months ago | reply
Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Burgers, Sandwiches, Pizza, Burritos, Pasta & BBQ, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
oxmour 45 months ago | reply
Hi Marshall, thanks for making your photo CC ! We liked it so much we used it in one of our episodes, you can check it out here:
sometimesdaily.com/2009/08/anonymous-tweets-peta-doesnt-l...
Thanks again and keep up the good work!
staypuftman 39 months ago | reply
Nice burger - you need to try Ray's Hellburger in Arlington, VA and compare. I'm betting this was pretty good though.
andrew7767 35 months ago | reply
hi, we used this mouth-watering image for a post at the American Journal of Nursing blog, Off the Charts. It's a thumbnail that's attributed to you and links back to this page. Thank you! ajnoffthecharts.com/2010/06/29/ada-70th-scientific-sessio...
avlxyz 30 months ago | reply
delicious photo!
congrats on making lifehacker!
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brandon_ 30 months ago | reply
^^^woah,i missed that.i read life hacker daily somehow i didnt see it