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All Rights Reserved (In other words...it's illegal for you to swipe my shizit - look but don't touch - mits off - no touchie - I will give you an atomic wedgie if you even think about right-click-saving - and so on). You can request to License this photo at Getty Images. Ah-ite? We good? Cool. Let's move on. All this legal talk makes my palm sweat.
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::ring ring::

“Hi. We’re not home right now, but if you can leave your name, number, message, and the time that you called at the tone, we’ll be sure to get back to you just as soon as we can. Thanks!"

::BEEEEEP::

Question: When you check your machine/voice mail does it tell you what time the message was left?

Answer: Yes.

So. No, I will not tell you what time I called when I'm leaving a message on your machine/voice mail. You probably screened my call anyway, so you know perfectly well what time I called.

Screw answering machine etiquette. I will not jump through that hoop. You can't make me.

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NO group invites, pretty-please. If you like my photo, comment on it...fave it...or just look at it for hours on end. Photos don't need to be in a trillion groups to be appreciated. I'm good with the groups I've got. If you want to suggest a group to me, do it via PM, por favor. Thanks for looking - and come again!

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Hola muchachos!

Tonight I will introduce you to an enigma of sorts...a mysterious phenomenon that puzzles even the nerdiest of uber-nerds: Texan weather. One moment you'll be in the park throwing the frisbee around on a pretty day...then you blink and you're freezing your [expletive] off while fleeing from beach-ball sized hail...then you blink again and you're being sucked into a twister! NO. I'm not exaggerating (...okay, maybe a little).

Anyway. Today it was sunny...gorgeous, even. Highs around 80 degrees. I wore shorts and sandals. Tomorrow, weatherman says we're in for a "rude awakening" of "paralyzing" and "crippling" proportions (his words...not mine). He called it an "arctic blast" (i.e. It's gonna get cold, people).

I find it hard to believe that mister weatherman couldn't come up with anything a bit less cataclysmic sounding than "arctic blast." I bet that after the cameras cut off he let loose one hell of an evil laugh as he imagined the mass panic his words would soon beget among the little people and hippies of Austin.

In any case, I gotta go stock up on easy'mac and Tazo tea while I curse Texas under my very visible breath for letting mother nature mess with me.

Hehe...that rhymed.

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NO group invites, pretty-please. If you like my photo, comment on it...fave it...or just look at it for hours on end. Photos don't need to be in a trillion groups to be appreciated. I'm good with the groups I've got. If you want to suggest a group to me, do it via PM, por favor. Thanks for looking - and come again!

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Hola! Meet my lil sorta-zen cactus w/a rock thing...Haha - I love it for the following reasons:

1) It doesn't talk back.
2) It's pretty and it likes Phil Collins - just like ME! :p
3) It was crazy cheap to make.
4) It's kitty-proof! Meaning:
[tab] a) fuzzy paws don't like sharp pointy things so they wont pat the plants.
[tab] b) fuzzy faces can't fit through the top hole so pretty plants + rock wont:
[tab][tab] I. get licked
[tab][tab] II. get eated
[tab][tab] III. get nuzzled (plants do no appreciate nuzzling).
5) I can't kill it. No matter how hard I try - at least that's what the chick at the nursery told me - but I mean, that's totally not true b/c I can totally think of LOTS of ways to commit cacticide. Let me list the ways:
[tab] a) I could throw it into a lake of fire.
[tab] b) I could throw it into a dried lake-bed that's full of hungry herbivorous dinosaurs.
[tab] c) I could make it listen to Justin Beiber for 72hrs then throw it into a lake. A normal one. Full of water.

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NO group invites, pretty-please. If you like my photo, comment on it...fave it...or just look at it for hours on end. Photos don't need to be in a trillion groups to be appreciated. I'm good with the groups I've got. If you want to suggest a group to me, do it via PM, por favor. Thanks for looking - and come again!

All Rights Reserved (In other words...it's illegal for you to swipe my shizit - look but don't touch - mits off - no touchie - I will give you an atomic wedgie if you even think about right-click-saving - and so on). You can request to license this photo at Getty Images. Ah-ite? We good? Cool. Let's move on. All this legal talk makes my palms sweat.

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Moon rise? Is that even a thing? Now it is. Glad I caught it out of the corner of my eye while not watching American Idol because Steven Tyler is a sellout. Don't get me wrong - I'm 100% team Joe Perry (::drool::) and if Uma Therman (circa "Be Cool") hadn't done it I'd probably be the one with an Aerosmith tattoo on my bum...but I want Steve gone and strung-out Paula back. Pronto.

Anyway - the building on the far left is the W Hotel and the building on the far right is the Austonian (tallest residential high-rise in Texas). The building in the middle is the Frost tower here in Austin. Looks like something right out of Gothem City, right? That's what lots of people say...but since I have to look at it every day I'm starting to think it looks more and more like a giant nose-hair trimmer.

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Hi everyone! Yes, I have been gone for a while...been very busy. We also moved to a pretty little condo downtown a few weeks ago. Finally settling in, and hopefully I'll get a moment to get out and take some photos!