My mother gave me these luggage tags. She found them at Target on clearance for $1.98.
They're originally made by the folks at knockknock.biz/, though I can't find them on their site anymore.
I'm pretty sure if you actually used these, it'd be a great way to guarantee that your luggage will be searched and/or lost.
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Tracy27 71 months ago | reply
They're kind of awesome, but you're right - being a wise-ass regarding anything airport security-related is like requesting hassle.
xadrian 71 months ago | reply
The first one seems harmless enough. I'd only use the 2nd one if I was already early.
souvenir_kattunge 71 months ago | reply
These are great! If it weren't for the fact that Homeland Security would probably probably blow up my luggage without even opening it. I'm kind of used to the little slip they give you when they inspect your luggage. I should leave them a note the next time I fly through the US. "Thank you for not stealing my knickers!"
mschris 71 months ago | reply
Those are hilarious! Not sure I'm gutsy enough to use the second one though.
airwhale 71 months ago | reply
Absolutely brilliant designs - thanks for sharing! /airwhale
pnoeric 71 months ago | reply
v cool. (& congrats on boingboing mention....)
MikeWilliamson 71 months ago | reply
I pack anything other than clothes in fliptop boxes, banded with wire ties. I stick spare wire ties and a business card inside the lid, in case of a search.
No one has commented on the knives, knuckles, batons, etc, I usually travel with.
Really, while it IS a colossal waste of time, it's not a huge deal. And as many bags as they search, they don't even really look at the tags.
I'd love to have these. They could go with my "EVIDENCE" and "LAPD CORONER" and "CLASSIFIED MATERIAL" tags.
lizze 70 months ago | reply
Here is KnockKnock's site:
www.knockknock.biz/home.php
That Hartford Guy 58 months ago | reply
The first one is cute.
The second one is hilarious.
The third one... I find that one objectionable. Being vigilant is not a colossal waste of time.
And no, I don't really enjoy rifling thru your underwear. LOL
the mad LOLscientist 52 months ago | reply
ROFLmeow! WAAAAAAAANNNNTTTT! My son the airline employee & frequent flyer would get a kick out of them too - but he'd get his ass canned for sure if he used them... =^..^=