A work colleague, Vince Vannelli, gave me the Zombie Survival Guide for Christmas, and so, of course, my son has read it twice and has been asking if we can get some AK-47’s for our sniper nests on the roof.
Oh, we can do much better than that!
Perhaps just in time for the uprising comes the Doublestar J&T AK-47 with integrated chainsaw. It also needs the EOTech Zombie Stopper XPS2-Z Holographic Sight, which puts a biohazard symbol on lumbering targets instead of a red dot. (video tour and photo via Technabob)
Hopefully, this multi-modal weapon will appease the Zombieland purists who subscribe to Rule 9: “Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing: This one is simple. It's not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading.”
But we'll just have to see. Spray and pray is fine, and blunt trauma is reliable. Best be prepared with both.
So, I lent my work friend my guide to surviving the robot uprising. We can compare notes.