Two birds, one stone(d)

- Man, you're wasted! How'd plan to fly south in that condition?

- No worries dude. Yeah. I can drive. I've got it together dude. I'm okaaayheh! If I can just find my feet I can drive...

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(quote borrowed from Robin Williams' stand up comedy act - actually from another show of his, but close enough)

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KnowWonNose [deleted] says:

Ok I think that the animal abuse groups are going to want to have a visit with you.
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

monika & manfred says:

Hillarious submission, JJ! ;-)))
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

lawatha says:

Oh my gosh, I love this shot. The lighting, the colors, the way you've composed it- and of course the text as well. You've outdone yourself, JJ!
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

Perla* says:

Ohhhhhh... I'm in love! :-
Sooooo cute! It's a fave!
Please post it at "It’s multi-colored!!!" @
www.flickr.com/groups/18954832@N00/
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

Son of Groucho says:

This is hilarious. Love the way you've set it up.
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

~Misty~ says:

*rofl*
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

~Cecilia~* says:

This little fellow looks soooo nice!!! I wonder if the sight of a purple bird is not just because of the dope and it's not really there :-)
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Thank you people!

KWN: You haven't reported me yet, have you?

Monika & SoG: I hope MSH bunch will share your opinions ;-)

LaWatha: You're too kind. Anyway, outdoing myself is easy. Outdoing other MSH, um, contestants is the hard part. ;-)

Perla: Thanks for the invite.

Misty: ;-)

Cecilia: Y'know you really might be onto something there... :-)
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

~Cecilia~* says:

mmm... is it really there?... wow... I should leave all that stuff ;-)
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

No, no, that's not how I meant it.
I meant you might be just on the right track with that idea. Just didn't want to confirm it directly.
I prefer some things to remain ambiguous... ;-)
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

~Cecilia~* says:

Anyway... I should leave all that stuff, though seeing purple birds is rather nice :-) (just kidding! I'm a veggie healthy freak!)
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

Cap'n Canuck says:

This is an accident waiting to happen. ‘Birds don’t let birds…’ Er.. never mind…
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Cecilia: Leaving too healthy can be bad for you. ;-)

Mark: Don't let them ... fly? drive? use intoxicating substances?
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

Church of One says:

It's the eyes on the stoner bird that make it so darn funny! But that looks suspiciously like a cigarette and not a doobie in its mouth...... Great take on the topic.
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Thanks. I almost gave up on the idea, 'cause I couldn't find a suitable bird. Then I spotted this duck, my wife bought years ago...

Oh, and I guess I'm lacking practice in rolling joints. ;-)
Actually this isn't even a cigarette. Couldn't find one that small, so I just rolled a piece of paper and glued it together.

Half expected it to go up in flames, so I was quite surprised how like a real ciggie it smouldered. I just wish it produced more smoke. Oh, well... :-)
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

lawatha says:

Heh Hehhh... I saw this at the local Walgreen's near my Mom's house, and just had to buy it. flickr.com/photos/lawatha/370962895/
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

What happened to your Crazy Bird, LaWatha? Flew south?
The pic is gone...
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Connected (in the Connect group):
Ssssmokin'!
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

wind2soul says:

Seen(in the Connect group): some cool birds, jack :))
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Thank you Mare.
Well, one of them sure is.
The other might be just a figment of pot-headed imagination... ;-)
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

wind2soul says:

something along the lines of a pink elephant ;)
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Not speaking from experience, but I think fluffy purple-feathered birds are the more advanced stage than pink elephants :-)
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

Lynn Morag says:

:)

LRP
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

peggy. says:

Lynn, that's what I was going to say! :)
Literary Reference in Pictures
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Hey you gals, glad you both like it :-)
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Related (in the Power of Positive Relationships group):
violet "hair"
and
yellow face too :-)
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

RevMike88 says:

Funny photo, but the quote really makes it!
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Thanks Mike.
I did this as a pun for MSH category "Two birds, one stone" :-)
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

Katz41 says:

LOL
you are so clever Jack :-D

Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Heh, really not my fault that duckie is prone to substance abuse, is it? :-)

Anyway, what would be the point of buying toys for the kids, if one wasn't allowed to play with them now and then himself, right?
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

waydowc says:

hahaha...... ful maš dober humor. kapo dol! :)
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Hvala lepa waydowc :-)

Od kod si?
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

jade19721 says:

I just woke my kids up from laughing..I think I scared them when I snorted!
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

JumpinJack says:

Thank you Michelle :-)

And I apologise to your kids for waking them :-)
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

jade19721 says:

None needed..I just call it payback.
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

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