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josh vs. the Voodoo Doughnuts Tex-Ass glazed

What a lovely colour.
I think this is a banjo.
It is a banjo! That whiteboard used to have an elaborate drawing of a castle, and the banjo was tearing the earth up to the moat in a firey assault -- but then we needed to take some work-related notes. Bah!
josh vs. the Voodoo Doughnuts Tex-Ass glazed by Jesus H. Shatner.
Fella leaving our department in the next week or so decided to go by Voodoo Doughnuts and spring for donuts. Mostly it was fritters and bacon maple bars, but I knew I wanted a Tex-Ass and put in the order special.

All donuts should come in their own cake boxes. 
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johnralston  Pro User  says:

What the--
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Jesus H. Shatner  Pro User  says:

A man's gotta eat, John. A man has got to eat.
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eluvial says:

Damn, that is classy.
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OmieWise says:

Great god! More and more I'm convinced you live the right kind of life.
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yodelingisfun  Pro User  says:

mmmm yum Voodoo doughnuts....
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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Scott Thigpen  Pro User  says:

where does one find a donut of this size? I'd want one just to say "I've eaten the most calories in one sitting...ever"
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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Jesus H. Shatner  Pro User  says:

Voodoo Doughnuts, my friend. Further proof that Portland is the greatest town on earth.
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wimpdork  Pro User  says:

Thank you for helping me identify my next short-term goal! Portland, here I come.
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stynxno  Pro User  says:

your thighs are gonna be huge after eating that.
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wimpdork  Pro User  says:

I have been thinking about giant donuts all day. I hate you.

I challenge you to a giant-donut-eating competition! You know, sometime.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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LunaticFringe says:

Wow, I definitely have a new life goal now! It looks freakin' tasty....*drool*
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youngergirl44  Pro User  says:

It's bigger than his head!
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theharveygirls  Pro User  says:

I have to say that my off-screen bacon maple bar was awesome, even if it did need more bacon.
--H
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richat  Pro User  says:

It's got its own weather system!
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Jesus H. Shatner  Pro User  says:

It's a premise for bawdy jokes about one's mother!
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_plinth_  Pro User  says:

I didn't know you were that tiny!
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XMQS says:

I'd like to see the cup of coffee that goes with that donut.
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jestvisiting  Pro User  says:

If I could get one of those with Maple on it I wouldn't have to eat anything else ever again!

Portland, eh? I think one of the guys in our office commutes from somewhere up there. I'm gonna have to see if he can make a little side trip one of these mornings!
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Kungfukitten  Pro User  says:

This is hysterical! Have you tried their vegan donuts? I'm not a vegan but the donuts are pretty darn tasty. I especially like them a day later (if there's any left) because they don't crumble as much and have a bit better texture. Plus you can tell yourself it's heatlh food.
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Jofus | JoeTheDough  Pro User  says:

As we are wont to say on the internet: O.M.F.G.D
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Charro Negro. [deleted] says:

=)
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gun show  Pro User  says:

i want that
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2create  Pro User  says:

haha totally awesome
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Glen's Pics  Pro User  says:

I must show this to my 5 year old grandson. A true donutophile.
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rouseville  Pro User  says:

a) sure, yeah, crazy donut, but

b) wtf cortex? you appear to have some sort of steady office job in a cubicle, which runs entirely contrary to my mental impression of you, which involved at least three more wizard robes than are on display in the above photo, and about fifteen fewer piles of work related documents.
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Jesus H. Shatner  Pro User  says:

It's all an elaborate ruse, rouseville.
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BSTree  Pro User  says:

I've warned you before about eating the hemeroid pillow! Under you not IN you!
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Chibi Mech  Pro User  says:

That's the sexiest thing i've ever seen...
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shelleycat  Pro User  says:

I showed this to a friend of mine which lead to a few minutes of 'those bloody Americans' with xenophobic eyerolling and smug feelings of superiority. Except I'm secretly jealous inside and I think my friend is too.
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Jesus H. Shatner  Pro User  says:

Donut: divider of nations.
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roboppy  Pro User  says:

Just wanted you to know that in honor of National Donut Day, I posted this photo on Serious Eats. THE WORLD MUST KNOW OF THE TEX-ASS DONUT! :)
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Jesus H. Shatner  Pro User  says:

Ha! Thanks, roboppy!
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Eyra_ says:

Amazing!... it's the perfect donut!
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La Mariposa  Pro User  says:

It'd be even funnier if that was a regular donut and you were really tiny.
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ck1004 says:

this is my kind of a donut! funny shot :D
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Slackshow_baby13 [deleted] says:

i LOVE voodoo donuts!
Oddly, I found this picture while on a search for bacon for some reason. and being a native portlander, I knew instantly that wasn't a "normal" donut. :)
Posted 28 months ago. ( permalink )

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Han_ a_Melbournoisseur  Pro User  says:

No freaking way. I would go on a permanent sugar high! Awesome!
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September McKinney  Pro User  says:

ummmm... could I please have a bite? just a teeeensy one? I swear you won't notice!
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Superchou  Pro User  says:

we demand donuts
Please join We Demand Donuts, add your
photo and upload more photos on April 16,
The Day of the Donut. Find a meet-up in your area!
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billyjoebobjunior says:

That's a bigass donut.
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silverado_f says:

you havent had anything till youve tried the cock n balls doughnut lol seriously they deliver at one airport in seatle too and theres 2 voodoos in portland now mmm maple bacon bar now I'm gonna have to get on a plan and go to portland lol (I live in cali)
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Jesus H. Shatner  Pro User  says:

Heh, looks like this is going around a bit again. Hi, internet people!
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Ψ-kặωặĭĭ-Ðévil-Ψ says:

Hahaha so funny XDDD
So big..I bit it's so YummY~~ =3
Can I have some? XP
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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