cookie dough in a tub!

dear nestle,

thank you so much for making your ready to bake cookie dough so much easier to scoop out with a spoon and place on a cookie sheet. though now, with this "scoop and bake" method that you developed it is going to go directly in my mouth and never get cooked. you should have called it the "eat and gorge" because this dough is basically going to be stuck on my thighs. so thanks for making it more accessible, and somewhat spreadable too! this could have so many uses! i could replace butter, wallpaper paste, glue, and then have to replace my pants in just a matter of days! thanks!

sincerely,
couldn't help but buy this when i knew the fat content is about 110% and includes chocolate.