Tom Brady SUV

The day was wasted looking at shitty apartments in Quincy that even if I was starting a terrorist cell I wouldn't consider. Shit was terrible. As we're pulling onto Newbury all pissed off and discouraged I felt a spidey sense kinda thing. A patriot spidey sense if you will... And look to my right. Just as Tom Brady is gettin out of his gaddamn suv. I pull the e brake and jump out but by that time he had already gone in some counter top store. He came out to pay the meter and I yelled to him, "Tom!" And fuckin Tom Brady turns to me and says, "Yeah?" I had no plan. And like a little girl said, "Can I get a picture with you?" To which Tom Fuckin Brady said, "I'd rather not". Didn't really expect that response but now understand that he simply didn't want to get me pregnant. Dude is fertile! So I blacked out and spouted off some shit about him being awesome and Patriots rule and... yeah... totally. That was it. We drove off and couldn't' stop smiling. Pretty fuckin awesome.

The end.