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Dear Cracker Barrel,

Seriously?

Love,
Jamelah 

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A.C.Thamer  Pro User  says:

Uh...I could say all kinds of inappropriate things but...um is this for real?
I'll just leave it at that.
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bosquetango  Pro User  says:

Mmmmmmm

seriously
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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deadeyebart a.k.a Brett  Pro User  says:

I presume that this has something to do with barbequed ribs. I hope.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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jamelah  Pro User  says:

It is for real.

It is some kind of barbecue sauce.

It has the most inappropriate name.
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_bohemian_ says:

bone sucking is something practised by many remote and reclusive tribes in africa, obviously the hot sauce helps with the crunchy bits. or of course were talking oral sex.
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It'sGreg  Pro User  says:

Really, would they even bother making a 'mild' version?
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behindblueeyes  Pro User  says:

You know somewhere in Cracker Barrel's HQ someone is laughing like a 5th grader.
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LunaSol  Pro User  says:

lol at the product, and lol at Greg's comment
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emily ann  Pro User  says:

brittney and i are giggling, just for the record.
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Kannanokannan  Pro User  says:

opps lil scarry...
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caryn74  Pro User  says:

I wonder if it's D.H. Lawrence hot though...
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~leah g~  Pro User  says:

They carry this stuff in a few of the barbecue joints in the washington dc area. trust me, this is not the worst of the names. . .
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preetalina (bubblestar)  Pro User  says:

Awesome.
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cathie  Pro User  says:

You gotta love the Cracker Barrel....
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jamelah  Pro User  says:

And here, I hope you enjoy this highly educational conversation I totally did not have via instant messenger while I should have been working:

meg: for your information
that bonesucking sauce is f-ing delicious
me: i believe you. it's just called bone suckin' sauce. which i am incapable of being mature about
meg: what's better
is that Lolo met the head of bone sucking sauce at a food fair
gushed about how much we love his stuff
and he gave us free "slop mops"
for marinating, ostensibly
but STILL
me: slop mops
meg: sounds like it belongs on a porn set
me: so you apply the bone suckin sauce with the slop mop
meg: yes ma'am
me: that's the best thing i've ever heard
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Esther17  Pro User  says:

giggling uncontrollably here...
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Mema13 says:

My fave is the tag line: "We're Talking Serious" as if "Hot bonesucking sauce" were something that those crazy kid consumers would just sit around, point and laugh at. Mocked, if you will.
Well lemme tell you, Bone Sucking Sauce is as serious as a heart attack! No sniggering in the back, you.
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Mary Jane 2040  Pro User  says:

I saw this last night and snorted my hot toddy all over my pj's... which is not a euphemism for anything, and prevented me from commenting on anything at the time.
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You can call me, 'Sir' says:

No foolin'...grocery stores around my neck of the woods carry this and there are few things more surreal than seeing a little kid walking around clutching a bottle of this stuff while singing its name.
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jamelah  Pro User  says:

Heheheh. A few things:

Esther -- Hurrah for uncontrollable giggling!

Mema -- It is serious. Seriously hot.

Rachel -- Haha score! Did you know that when I was in college, "hot toddy" was code for "really hot boy"? It's true.

Sir -- It would probably be more surreal if they were dressed like lawn gnomes.
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