I have seen him.

So, I'm minding my own business cruising down the highway when all of a sudden who comes by me but The Man!

 

I was stunned.

 

After all this time being under The Man's thumb I never thought I'd actually see him. How did I know it was him? Well, being The Man, he has a vanity plate stating just that.

 

THE MAN

 

I'll be honest, I didn't expect him to be driving a Volkswagen. But it was a pretty pimped out one and fast enough that it was all I could do to nab the terrible picture above.

 

I know. It's hard to make out the plate in the shot above. If I had all the spy technology that The Man does I'd have cleaned it up for you. But I don't. Something I'm sure The Man was counting on. But if you look closely you'll see the evidence.

 

Of course you can Imagine it's not true. That the picture is too blurry to truly make out. But that's what The Man would WANT you to think! Nay to that I say.

Done